[IDEA] Worth Trying? 18+

Just make sure they have the option to "unlock" or close the ad.

I know people who have been sued by "locking" people in their computer unless they call the number.
 
Well thanks for your suggestions but as i said this was just an idea (that you can modify as you like) that i had and i was just trying to get it out there just in case i might help some one, some how. And the thing with this is you can make it like under 1h and you can make like 1000 of this sites, also you dont really need the returning visitors because there are billion ppl using the net and watching porn every day and you just get new ones and also i just had the idea for the page and the "virus site" was just a suggestion for what kind of pursues you can use this. So that means that some one else can use this kind of website for something very different idk.... just saying :)
Just trying to help :)
 
Reminds me of when I was watching porn the other day. This annoying popup kept saying that I was caught watching child porn or some shit (which I wasn't), and it said something about sending a payment or w.e as a fine I believe. Annoying bitch wouldn't go away, so I had to close my browser.

Moral of the story - disable javascript from now on... ;) Lesson learned.
 
Why make a fake site?

I've never done anything in porn but there are so many problems in the porn industry as it is.

80+% of porn is trash. Bad cinematography, lots of "forced" scenes where the model is just "doing her job", isn't interested, refuses to smile or get into a scene.
Blurry videos.
Short videos
Users not adding tags on good videos so they can't be found.
Limp dick syndrome.

etc

Maybe I'm getting old (32) but I can't count how many times I've went to watch porn just to browse through a bunch of shit videos, get turned off and leave a site.

I think it would be a great idea if someone created a free porn site that focused on all the best, free, highest quality videos. I might name it: www.noblueballs.com
or www.smileysporn.com.

A site where all female models actually enjoyed their job. It's gotten to the point where the hotter the girl is in a thumbnail, the more likely she is to not smile or make as much as 1 facial expression. I think the directors get so happy they found a hot pornstar that they won't even bother to school the whore on basic acting. Or maybe I have some weird smile fetish. I just know a girl smiles in a video it's a huge turn on. Especially during the money shot.

And it's not just smiling... there's gotta be chemistry between the 2 people fucking. Cause I've seen videos where a girl might smile, but every thing is contrived as hell and they switch positions like machines. Like foreplay>oral>doggy>missionary>money shot>girl cringes>the end.

This type of shit is ruining porn. Sex is suppose to be a natural, organic act. Where random & unpredictable things happen. Like when 2 porn stars are standing face to face, the guy pulls the girl forward, pulls down her shorts... then starts humping her stomach with his dick while grabbing & fingering her butthole. That shit is hot. But the more mechanized porn becomes the less it seems like real sex at all. Which is why I think amateur porn is becoming so popular as of late.

People are getting sick of the brazzers styled porn. Where it's all girls with fat asses (by fat I mean FAT, not "phat"). All these girls have huge fake tits like stones. They don't bounce or move. You got guys like Danny D where all his scenes look like a fucking circus act. 80% of the girls can't fit the shit in their mouth. The head of his penis is half the size his actual dick.

I've always dreamed of turning myself into the Roger Ebert of porn. Because I have lots of bookmarks I've collected over the years where every scene is a "diamond in the rough".

I could probably just sell lists of great scenes for $100 each.

Because there's this misconception in porn that "everyone has different tastes". Which is true but ultimately wrong. Someone may like romance movies but they're still gonna love Silence of The Lambs, Scareface, The God Father, etc. People go to IMDB, RT, MC to find great movies. But what do we have for porn? Nothing.

It's a gaping hole someone needs to capitalize on. And it might as well be me. :cool:
 
This type of shit is ruining porn. Sex is suppose to be a natural, organic act. Where random & unpredictable things happen. Like when 2 porn stars are standing face to face, the guy pulls the girl forward, pulls down her shorts... then starts humping her stomach with his dick while grabbing & fingering her butthole. That shit is hot. But the more mechanized porn becomes the less it seems like real sex at all. Which is why I think amateur porn is becoming so popular as of late.
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I've always dreamed of turning myself into the Roger Ebert of porn. Because I have lots of bookmarks I've collected over the years where every scene is a "diamond in the rough".

I could probably just sell lists of great scenes for $100 each.

Because there's this misconception in porn that "everyone has different tastes". Which is true but ultimately wrong. Someone may like romance movies but they're still gonna love Silence of The Lambs, Scareface, The God Father, etc. People go to IMDB, RT, MC to find great movies. But what do we have for porn? Nothing.

It's a gaping hole someone needs to capitalize on. And it might as well be me. :cool:

LOL! But I feel you on that man.
I've seen some shit in my day that just has me leaving my room completely, versus "Hot damn! Let me get on this shit!"

There is a need to be recognized for the porn industry.
And we can start by deleting all those 5min clips!
 
personally, i'd be pissed as hell if i wanted to see porn but got pictures instead :lmao:. Give it a try !
 
Its a good idea , but u should always get new traffic , because not many will keep coming to your site when they know there is no video
 
Why make a fake site?

I've never done anything in porn but there are so many problems in the porn industry as it is.

80+% of porn is trash. Bad cinematography, lots of "forced" scenes where the model is just "doing her job", isn't interested, refuses to smile or get into a scene.
Blurry videos.
Short videos
Users not adding tags on good videos so they can't be found.
Limp dick syndrome.

etc

Maybe I'm getting old (32) but I can't count how many times I've went to watch porn just to browse through a bunch of shit videos, get turned off and leave a site.

I think it would be a great idea if someone created a free porn site that focused on all the best, free, highest quality videos. I might name it: www.noblueballs.com
or www.smileysporn.com.

A site where all female models actually enjoyed their job. It's gotten to the point where the hotter the girl is in a thumbnail, the more likely she is to not smile or make as much as 1 facial expression. I think the directors get so happy they found a hot pornstar that they won't even bother to school the whore on basic acting. Or maybe I have some weird smile fetish. I just know a girl smiles in a video it's a huge turn on. Especially during the money shot.

And it's not just smiling... there's gotta be chemistry between the 2 people fucking. Cause I've seen videos where a girl might smile, but every thing is contrived as hell and they switch positions like machines. Like foreplay>oral>doggy>missionary>money shot>girl cringes>the end.

This type of shit is ruining porn. Sex is suppose to be a natural, organic act. Where random & unpredictable things happen. Like when 2 porn stars are standing face to face, the guy pulls the girl forward, pulls down her shorts... then starts humping her stomach with his dick while grabbing & fingering her butthole. That shit is hot. But the more mechanized porn becomes the less it seems like real sex at all. Which is why I think amateur porn is becoming so popular as of late.

People are getting sick of the brazzers styled porn. Where it's all girls with fat asses (by fat I mean FAT, not "phat"). All these girls have huge fake tits like stones. They don't bounce or move. You got guys like Danny D where all his scenes look like a fucking circus act. 80% of the girls can't fit the shit in their mouth. The head of his penis is half the size his actual dick.

I've always dreamed of turning myself into the Roger Ebert of porn. Because I have lots of bookmarks I've collected over the years where every scene is a "diamond in the rough".

I could probably just sell lists of great scenes for $100 each.

Because there's this misconception in porn that "everyone has different tastes". Which is true but ultimately wrong. Someone may like romance movies but they're still gonna love Silence of The Lambs, Scareface, The God Father, etc. People go to IMDB, RT, MC to find great movies. But what do we have for porn? Nothing.

It's a gaping hole someone needs to capitalize on. And it might as well be me. :cool:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE BEST REPLY SO FAR!!! doesn't matter if its not really relented but ye thanks for taking the time to write that shit down :D
So ye ok that is one way of looking at it but im just a simple guy who had an idea of a fake porn website who you can make in like under 1h and you can spam the shit out of it, so ye good post but the thing is with that kind of videos you cant just upload them, there aren't many armature good porn videos who are in HD and who you can just post them without any permission, you usually need to buy them or shit like that. So ye im not against making a legit, real porn site with quality porn, but it just takes to much time and effort for that. This is just a simple idea :)
 
As long as you are fine with non-returning visitors then you can go this way. But I believe there's more potential to building relationships with your visitors and make them want to come back again.
 
OP, could you make your text any more obnoxious and impossible to read?
 
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