I will Trade Youtube Views for SEO SERVICE

Hello. I have a working method to increase youtube views. I can prove it if you don't believe me. But anyways, I need someone to help rank one of my newer websites for a certain keyword. It only has 38,000 pages while in quotes

I will give anyone 20,000 youtube views spilt between how ever many videos you would like for a number one spot ranking of this certain keyword. Anyone interested?

blackhat SEOs will only fuck you up lol

Why don't you provide PROOF first? You already know a hundred people are going to ask you for proof before they become interested in the service? By just making a video about it on youtube and putting it here and putting in the tags " are,you,interested". That would be more than enough proof, but yall never do it because this is blackhat and proof is far beyond the universe here, it doesn't really exist. If you were really looking for someone to rank your site, you would of made your video with proof first so they could believe it and swarm here, but when people see that your only interested in what you want, then theyll begin to gaze away from this interest because it's a good possibility they won't leave with what they want. Which is the 20k views.