I went to the dentist today

GrahamCrackers · May 28, 2015

So I went to the dentist today. After the dentist, I decide I have a good bill of health, I decide to go get me a york patty. I am a big fan of york patties (chocolate mint).
I went to dentist, got it all fixed, etc. I go to the store, get me a york patty. As I am opening it, I trip and fall.

Guess where my York patty goes? In the freaking drain on the sidewalk. I have a freaking skinned up knee and no york patty. Damn..

Moral of story? The universe just made me lose 1.16 to save me from a few thousand to fix my teeth. That's how I'm looking at this.

Hawkster · May 28, 2015

The way i look at it is...........

Your a clumsy fucker

Protocol Error · May 28, 2015

Depends on your age actually. After 35 you will need less dental work.

Also, the Universe doesn't really care about your patty till you do. Even then it just does not care about money.

fredfred547 · May 28, 2015

So go buy another one???

wizard04 · May 28, 2015

Who the f*** cares about york and skinned knee(grow a pair) dude! I was expecting you went to the dentist and gained a costumer, like convinced him to agree on some seo or website.

Hawkster · May 28, 2015

Well if that was the case i guess he wouldn't have posted in the lounge section.

wizard04 said:
Who the f*** cares about york and skinned knee(grow a pair) dude! I was expecting you went to the dentist and gained a costumer, like convinced him to agree on some seo or website.

Wilson Grant Fisk · May 28, 2015

Maybe you should have gone to the opticians instead.

Not really sure how one manages to trip and fall while opening a patty.
I bet you looked like a real clown, writhing on the pavement as your patty went down the drain.

Anyway glad you shared the story with us. Be sure to update us tomorrow with what snack you have and the accident that befalls you.

BTW, did you get permission from your Wife to purchase that patty?

Zwielicht · May 28, 2015

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Deleted member 708208 · May 28, 2015

BTW, did you get permission from your Wife to purchase that patty?

GrahamCrackers · May 28, 2015

Nah it was the random change i found. That made me laugh. I just thought it was humorous. Some self inflicted humor. I mean you can't helpl but laugh at life misfortunes at times

dannyslimited · May 28, 2015

I'm all over here like this...

InnovativeSEO · May 28, 2015

GrahamCrackers said:
Nah it was the random change i found. That made me laugh. I just thought it was humorous. Some self inflicted humor. I mean you can't helpl but laugh at life misfortunes at times

Totally agree, it's all about perspective

yacinetn · May 28, 2015

nice method bro xD

Aluminium · May 28, 2015

GrahamCrackers said:
So I went to the dentist today. After the dentist, I decide I have a good bill of health, I decide to go get me a york patty. I am a big fan of york patties (chocolate mint).
I went to dentist, got it all fixed, etc. I go to the store, get me a york patty. As I am opening it, I trip and fall.

Guess where my York patty goes? In the freaking drain on the sidewalk. I have a freaking skinned up knee and no york patty. Damn..

Moral of story? The universe just made me lose 1.16 to save me from a few thousand to fix my teeth. That's how I'm looking at this.

Glass half full kind of mentality... I like it!

srb888 · May 28, 2015

The way I look at it, you just COULD'VE been saved going to the dentist all together for a life-time. lol. That "trip" could have left your mouth without any teeth in it.

Another way I look at it: If it was an open manhole, then the dentist and the york pattie vendor would've lost a lifetime customer! Better a drain hole than a manhole.

Tell the dentist this one, and get a massive discount on the next visit. lolol. Tell the same story to the vendor and get a york pattie free on every 12 you buy.

jk

srb888 · May 28, 2015

GrahamCrackers said:
Nah it was the random change i found. That made me laugh. I just thought it was humorous. Some self inflicted humor. I mean you can't helpl but laugh at life misfortunes at times

Another word for it is: Charlie Chaplin style.

Btw, if you were in good oral health, the dentist must have used voodoo on you so that you trip, the trip dynamites your oral beauty, and he gets another chance that day to really rob you on his dentist chair!

GrahamCrackers · May 28, 2015

The bad part were all these people were staring at me. All i could fo was lie there on ny belly with an empty foik wrapper and the patrue rolling away. I was like.. yeah.. damn. It was funny. Ive chuckled all evening about it.

srb888 · May 28, 2015

Anyway, do it again, one more time, but get it on film... you can give this kid, David, a run for people's money! lol. Do you remember that the video made the kid very rich and famous? May be destiny wants you to become a millionaire now...

"Why this is happening to me?" ~ David

Take a vodka+rum before buying the pattie and you'll do lot better than him.

GrahamCrackers · May 28, 2015

Thatc was awesome "is this going to be forever" i would have said yes son forever if you decide to pick up alcohol.. lol

srb888 · May 28, 2015

Zwielicht said:
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You're probably giving DD massive money-minting ideas, and Mark Zuckerberg cold nightmares...

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