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I was ordered to take anger management yesterday

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  1. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    I was ordered to take anger management classes yesterday, and it really pisses me off! :banghead: I've taken anger management classes a hundred times, and I really doubt this time is gonna help any more than the last 100. But oh well, the classes are 2 hours a day (twice a week) So thats 4 extra hours of sleep each week for 6 weeks :whoo:
     
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  2. ilovechucktaylor

    ilovechucktaylor Regular Member

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    Oh, i'm really sorry to hear that bro .. but don't worry, you'll get over it !
    May I ask you .. why they ordered you to take anger management classes ?
     
  3. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    Well, I'm bipolar, and I tend to get pissed off by the smallest things. Not really gonna get into all of the specifics because it's personal.
     
  4. joker790

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    If it was that personal, you wouldn't have posted it here.
     
  5. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    Lol, I didn't
     
  6. lancis

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    When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

    I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

    I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

    Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

    After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

    When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

    When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

    He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

    One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

    A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

    I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

    He said, "Yes, it is."

    I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

    He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax . It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."

    I asked, "What's your name?"

    He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

    I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

    He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

    I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

    He said, "Yes?"

    I said, "Don,you're an asshole!"

    Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

    Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1. He said, "Hello."

    I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

    He asked, "Are you still there?"

    I said, "Yeah,"

    He screamed, "Stop calling me,"

    I said, "Make me,"

    He asked, "Who are you?"

    I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

    He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

    I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."

    He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

    I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

    Then I called Asshole #2.

    He said, "Hello?"

    I said, "Hello, asshole"

    He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

    I said, "You'll what?"

    He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"

    I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

    Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax .

    I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

    NOW I feel much better.

    Anger management really does work.
     
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  7. MidKnight

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    That sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

    Why not try to monetize by doing some offline promoting? ;) At the very least, it'll probably make it less dull for you.

    Take care!

    ~MidKnight
     
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    Maybe there will be bitches in the class? Angry bitches give wicked head bro.
     
  9. 2011nfl

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    Although the situation is true, I meant for my post to be a little humorish, but yours had me lmao :D
     
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    Serenity now!
     
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    take same class with angry birds,
    I heard they took same therapy.
     
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    best cure for anger = weed, otherwise I would go out on a killing spree lol
     
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    @lancis - I've almost pissed my pants :) This was awesome and inspirational story :)
     
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    Thats an old story bro, I'm impressed you took the time to type it out, though. :)
     
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    I know the feeling a few years ago judge forced me to take anger management
     
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    True dat@OP are you on any meds? Stuff like haldol, valium etc really help for anger if you've got a dx
     
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    that was the best story i have ever read lol
     
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    Quit being an egomaniac wigger and realize you're not above little shit going wrong in your life.

    *just testing your anger level*
     
  20. 2011nfl

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    New to me :D

    I take depacote or however the hell it's spelled, but nothing for the anger. They had me on some stuff but it didn't work. And my doc won't prescribe valumes or xanex...

    Almost, but didn't work lol :D

    Yea, it really does piss me off though. It's just someone telling me that I have to do something, so the rebellious comes out in me. Really, it probably does work if the person really feels that they need it, but if they don't, or they just don't want to, it won't work.