I want to become a tree

Being a tree isnt all its cracked up to be mate, it takes hard work and dedication and to be honest... im not sure you've got it in you :(
Do you have any experience at all? If you've spent time pretending to be a plant or bush in the past that would help improve your chances
 
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Lot depends on the breed of a person: If you have had beer all your life, the tree might start producing beer instead of fruits and flowers. And in the process, tree might not last for long as people will start fighting over a free beer.

Just me 2 cents
 
rocknlight said:
When we all die why they bury us or burn us to the ashes ,and wasting lots of lands and those lands are turning into one creepy place why not buying a person and plant a tree on it ? so that you can visit him and see him become a tree take the fruits from the tree and remember him forever and so does the generation ,by this we can increase the greencover
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I already told my son to blow the ash in the wind :)
 
Get your mental health repaired first.
 
rocknlight said:
When we all die why they bury us or burn us to the ashes ,and wasting lots of lands and those lands are turning into one creepy place why not buying a person and plant a tree on it ? so that you can visit him and see him become a tree take the fruits from the tree and remember him forever and so does the generation ,by this we can increase the greencover
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nice idea.
 
rocknlight said:
When we all die why they bury us or burn us to the ashes ,and wasting lots of lands and those lands are turning into one creepy place why not buying a person and plant a tree on it ? so that you can visit him and see him become a tree take the fruits from the tree and remember him forever and so does the generation ,by this we can increase the greencover
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Sure mate I am a lumberjack where you based I will come to chop down your tree are you a Pine tree or what kind?
 
Kinds would play, couples would kiss, bikers would rest only if they didn't know that the tree is planted on a dead man. Otherwise, they would still find it creepy and keep away.
 
rocknlight said:
Iam tree at cemetree
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Thanks I will bring out my 100 ferrets now then get them to run to find you now while I sit on my lazyman chair and wait until I get to use my Chainsaw.
 
rocknlight said:
When we all die why they bury us or burn us to the ashes ,and wasting lots of lands and those lands are turning into one creepy place why not buying a person and plant a tree on it ? so that you can visit him and see him become a tree take the fruits from the tree and remember him forever and so does the generation ,by this we can increase the greencover
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I think that's a brilliant idea
 
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