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I Need To Make Some Money...FAST!

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO Tools' started by Solargoddess, Apr 8, 2010.

  1. Solargoddess

    Solargoddess Newbie

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    Hi all,

    Ive been around for awhile, just listening and trying to pick up a few tidbits here and there.

    Most of what I have read is mostly unintelligible as I dont have any reference for a lot of the things you smart people talk about...but thats okay. Im persistent and eventually I will learn the lingo.

    But, today, I want to ask if anyone has a plan or program to make money online?

    I will consider all options, EXCEPT mlm. I couldnt recruit a dog to chase a cat. Yeah, Im just that bad at it.

    So please hit me up with whatever plans/programs that you think might work for an older woman to make some cash from home before they repo my car.

    Thanks guys!
     
  2. aмillionaírе

    aмillionaírе Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Actually, its not okay. Go fill out a form for McDonalds.

    Us "smart people" got where we are by reading this forum and taking action. You reject to do that, so the pay the consequences by fillling out the form for McDonalds.

    "older woman to make some cash from home before they repo my car"

    Yeah yeah, we all have bills and stuff.

    Calling us smart and sucking up to us will not make us help you. What have you done for us?

    1. get off butt
    2. fill out form
    3. make money

    im trying to be nice because i dont want to be rude to a woman, so take my advice...
     
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  3. d4l1t0s

    d4l1t0s Power Member

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    a program that makes money !! ROFL
    come on , there is no such a program or we will all make money ( a lot of us do anyways )
    there was a bot posted today called readgreed ...it is proven to make money ...
    but if you wanna make money for real you need to read read read and read again and again and again ...untill you become smart lol
    serioulsy , you are not '' not smart'' but you are lazy to be looking for a software to make money with ....software are like shovels and you need to digg for the gold by yourself ...no one will spoonfeed you .
    and one peice of advice erase the making money software from your head cause it wont exist anytime soon and if does you wont see it posted in BHW lol even if we do share a lot of stuff .
    If I were you I wont even bother and post again in this thread but I will use the search button and look for the easiest thing to do to make some cash :)
     
  4. Solargoddess

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    Are most of you really that jaded and deluded?

    I started my own online business a year ago and it is making me enough money to support myself.

    No, I am not smart, but I designed and built my website from scratch. Then I started a blog that complements it and from the comments I receive every day, a lot of people find me informative.

    I wasn't asking about a robot or something ignorant... I was asking if anyone here is involved with a program that is making you any money. I might be interested in signing up.

    As I said, my website has brought in pretty good money over the past year, but it is not consistent and I am looking for a backup plan.

    That's all.

    Don't be so quick to judge, people!

    Some of you need to wash out your mouths before you ever kiss your mothers again with those filthy mouths!
     
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  5. 7878

    7878 Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Pretty much. :)

    That being said, if you are in need of emergency cash -

    You seem to have a grip on the English language and proper grammar. Writing content for others isn't pretty, but it's a guaranteed way for you to earn what you need without having to roll the dice on a "program". If you have the time to devote to that type of work, you should be able to easily make what you need without much effort. I wish you luck.
     
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  6. Kharis

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    hey solargoddess, it's not the fact that you want to make money that is causing the backlash rather than the post itself. If you could see how many posts there are each day asking how to make money on this forum it would amaze you. alot of them get deleted as they are not asking any specific questions and general "how do i make money" thread sa re not allowed.

    alot of the "older" members (i mean they've been here longer doesn't make them mature) will jump in an flame on every post they see like this because there are so many of them. many people just want a quick method to make some cash as easily as possible and the older members get sick of it.

    i would recommend having a look at the making money section and see if anything takes your fancy. if you can apply a method you'll be doing better than 95% of the users here :)

    good luck
     
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  7. Solargoddess

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    That's a good idea. I do love to write. I'll look into doing that. Thanks.

    P.S. A negative frame of mind will only attract negative things into your life. Believe in the magic of life. This life-thing is a one-shot deal, so make the most out of it and allow life to show you its miracles and wonders!
     
  8. mccullum

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    why not start with article marketing?or get on your path to a mini niche site empire?the latter will give great results over a couple of months' time.
     
  9. Grizzy

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    Why should we help you if you are not even willing to take the first baby steps to help yourself?

    You will find that when you ask a super general question like
    people here will just assume you were too lazy to even skim through any of the information on this forum and are basically asking to be spoonfed. There are probably 1000 different answers to your question, and each one of them can be found in a thread on this site. Read as much as you can, try everything out that you are comfortable with and use the search button (it will be far more forgiving of stupid questions then bhw users). After you do all that, and if you still have specific questions that you can not find the answers for, start a thread in the right section.

    I'm not flaming you here, I'm just trying to give you some friendly advice on how things work around here.
     
  10. nufaman

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    Man, lazy idiots are popping out everywhere today!
     
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    NP. Keep in mind that content is in constant demand in this business, and native English writers generally charge premium prices. If you'd like a short list of places to find work quickly, feel free to let me know, I'd be happy to help.
     
  12. Solargoddess

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    It does help, a lot. Thanks!

    I just thought I'd ask here because you guys (and girls) do seem so savvy. I actually have duplicated my site for about 4 different diseases and I am now starting to think that my low sales in the past 2 months may be a result of my marketing strategies rather than the duplication process.

    I know this is not a think-tank but it has helped me to be able to bounce ideas around with you guys.

    Most of the people I know my age wouldn't know a PPC campaign from a diggerydoo.

    Thanks again guys.
     
  13. d4l1t0s

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    how the hell do want us to know that you already have a website and you are making money !!
    boy you said you are not smart enough to undrestand what we are talking about in here and then you claim you have a website and you are making money !!!
    if you did made a website and you are making money so you did take action !!
    If you really did I can garantee that you will undrestand wtv thread is in here !
    I don t wanna waste my time trying to convince you that you are underestimating your self if you really did start your own business , but if you are really making money just rinse and repeat and try to use new ways to monitize your site ...
    AFF, CPA, Adsense :)
    but next time make it clear from the beginning :)
     
  14. Solargoddess

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    My apologies for not being clearer.

    What I was really asking in my original post was if anyone needed a signup (me) into their program which was making money for them.

    Also, I hadn't looked around BHF very much and I didn't know there was an entire section dedicated to getting freelance jobs.

    I have since found it and even applied for one! YAY!

    I'll try to be clearer in the future so that I don't run your blood pressure up any higher. lol

    Thanks for not TOTALLY biting my head off.
     
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  15. d4l1t0s

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    apology accepted :) :p
     
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    if you already have a successful website.. you should be list building.. offer a monthly newsletter and send them affiliate offers. if you have a large, targetted list. and your visitors already appreciate the content on your website. the list will be a goldmine. if they trust your published content on the site, they will trust the emails you send them. Depending on the size of the list,you can easily bank anywhere from $20-$500+ with one email blast.

    Read the 'making money'. you will get alot of ideas from there. and read about all topics within that section.
     
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    solar as adviced

    you can provide following services
    do writing job
    forum posting
    blog commenting
    backlinking

    now look how much money you want.. and how fast you can write an article..

    search for a tool "article idea".. this will help you scrape lot of articles text from web on a given keyword.. and then you can write on your own....

    or use any article directory....

    you need to know your strong and weak point...

    pain for a while, pride for ever ...
    hardwork=money
    nowork="this system does not work" = failure

    best of luck ......
     
  18. killxp

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    Hello Solargoddess,

    If you ever decide you want to start making money with the methods considered as "BlackHat" then you definitely need to read this thread:

    HTML:
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/black-hat-seo/25290-harros-easy-money-methods.html
    It is the best intro/newbie guide/compilation. I can vouch for most of the methods but I haven't touched the porn/pills stuff so its up to you what you want to do.

    Most people are here for a long time and never even see this thread. Hope it helps.

    Kind Regards,
    killxp
     
  19. GreyWolf

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    @Solargoddess - You became a member in Dec 2009 and still haven't looked around BHW much? Please go read this thread and it will give you some good info on how to find what you need:
    Guide for New Members
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...back/188859-guide-new-members-start-here.html

    After you read that and follow the instructions given you will know how to find things like HaRRo's Making Money thread that killxp gave you, as well as checking all the other sticky threads in the Making Money section.
     
  20. Black Fedora

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    If you need money fast, I suggest performing sexual favors in exchange for money.
     
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