I Made $825,297,857.89!

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So.. I couldn't help but be bored and I was going through my spam mail from the last week and decided to add up all the earnings I have accumulated from "Mysterious bank funds in my favor".

Well holy god.. I must have known some very popular people!
My Dear,

I am Mr.Douglas Amed the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department Bank Of Africa.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$14.5M (fourteen million five hundred thousand US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his family in the 2000 in a plane crash.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guide lines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died along side with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

That's just an example of one of my top money makers! Hell.. my method beats all of yours.. you work your ass off for money and I simply check my spam mail and make millions. This method must stay private before it becomes over saturated and starts getting out over at DP.

Over the last week (In just 7 days) I have accumulated $825,297,857.59 waiting to be transferred to my bank account.. looks like I'm opening up an account with interest.

Here's more proof that this method works!
FREE AWARD LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
REG:7-5569-0153-101
16 BROAD STREET,
Woolich, Middle Essex
LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM.
freelotto

WINNING NOTIFICATION
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" Draws

This is to notify you of the release of the lottery winning,
held on the 8th of July 2008 by FREE AWARD LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL one of the
world most reputable online lottery organization.
Due to the mix up of numbers, the results was released on the 12th of July 2008. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 703218509
under Agent ID: 10 and lucky ball number, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.
YOUR LUCKY BALL NUMBER
11 13 26 34 44 48 02


You have therefore been qualified for a lump sum payout
Of 6,000,000.00(Six Million British Pounds) in cash,
as the soul beneficiary the prize has been insured with a hard cover INSURANCE POLICY called the IRREVOCABLE GURANTY BOND,
That makes the prize NON-DEDUCTABLE. Due to mix up of some names and winning numbers, we advice all winners to keep this information Confidential from the public until your claim has been processed and your prize released to you. This is Part of our
security protocol to avoid online impersonation.

I never check my spam mail but I'm glad I did today.. if I would've been checking it all along who knows how much I could have made.

I'm thinking about bundling this up into an E-Book and selling it in the BST section. Any method that can make 800+ million in a week deserves to be sold!
 
That middle essex lotto claim has gone around a lot. I wasn't even trying when I observed it. The spammers should vary the town a little more often, unless if I am missing some thing and using "middle essex" taps into the human psyche to yield the highest conversions.
 
To bad you you cant share the money with any of us because it's never going to end up in your bank account.:flame: lol
 
These people are so boring and so traditional.. even if they send millions of e-mails out and it does perhaps all go to spam.. I'm still sure a lot of people view it.

Why don't they do this with Gambling affiliates?
Simply spam the e-mails stating they won millions of dollars through a promotional this gambling website was doing and then stuff them.

Just a thought, and then you could tell your AM that you were E-mail advertising.
 
lmao, this has given me the biggest laugh in a while. In case you didn't notice the OP was taking the piss, well ... i hope he was! lmao!
 
If you want to add to your totals, I will send you the 3995.00 check I got for winning the lottery 2 weeks ago. I took it to the bank and they said it was a real check.

make me an offer and I will send it to you. [Ill sign it] and all you need to do is western union 2k to them and you will get 55k
 
I love the ones that talk about my relatives [they have the same last name after all]......I'm adopted....
 
Go to the website below and make your own scam letters, they are totally cool and great to have a laugh with. :D

http://www.flooble.com/fun/proposal.php
 
Haha have you watched the special on CNN where they crack down on these guys. It's hillarious how they try to sell themselves to other people.
 
no skill method i think
just talk social engine lot of girl with pure heart victim this method
 
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