I have a personality disorder, AMA.

When do you realize you are fish?

It started when I had to create an account here. First it was only a weird idea, but soon it became my personality. During covid I was doing "home office" but we had nothing to do since we didn't had any orders for our products anymore.

I started to be too much here and slowly, it became my personality.
How and when do you transform into a fish? During a full-moon like a werewolf?

Now I feel like a fish all day every day. I took a 6 months break to take my human personality again but since my return, I am a fish again. From morning to night time.

Fish, your family and friends taste great. Hopefully you don't mind?

Despite rule 3.7 which makes your post worth reporting for fishophobia, I mind, don't eat my family, except sharks, they are ugly and bad, this you can eat.

I have so many questions for you:

How do you feel around the people which identifies as cats?

Is there anything like "catwalk"?

If so, does it call "fishwalk" or "fishswim"?

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I hate cats, they eat rats, and I love rats. Actually my boyfriend is on this forum, it's @paydette.

Catwalk... i know about catfish but not catwalk.

Fishwalk is something I often do when I go to work, it's actually when you have your feets like that, it's my case.

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Where have you been the past 6 months ?

I was working, I stopped using social media completely to focus more on my side business, I was very productive, now I am here again and I am wasting my time again.

I actually own 2 businesses, in the adult world, and also I sell CRO tools to businesses in my country. Good stuff.

But BHW is my biggest distraction due to my fish persona who wants to waste time here too much.

I heard large fish eat small fish

Which one are you ?

I am the small fishy but I am very authoritative among my peers, think of me like someone called Hitler, but without the moustache.

Did you ever find nemo?

I ate him.

Is it true that fish have a 3 second memory?

It's very true, it's why I always forget what we wrote in pm and have to ask you again. I am more visual, it's why pictures like the ones I sent you I... remember :rolleyes::oops:
 
If you get Up tomorrow and all your (f)wishes were fullfilled, how would it be?
 
Do you want to be caught and eaten?

If it's you, I let you catch me however you want fish lover ;);):oops::oops:
do you swim?

Of course, I am a fish!
he took a small break , I guess. But I also want to know why you wanted a break!

I deleted all social media to test my productivity, I worked, went back home, open my desktop and worked using only 2 websites where I do ads, I logged in in my ESP to check my email automation stats, my google analytics, my meetings.

It was a lot better for my hustle. Now I relax a bit.

Are you an invasive species?

Indeed, but ultimately I landed on here in 2019 and decided that the lounge was the best place to stay after invasion, it's why there are fish threads everywhere polluting your nice forum.

I am so sorry, it's out of control now and we can't do anything. :oops:
 
Willyfishes are a lounge-breeding species.

Exactly what I replied, you are smart.

If you get Up tomorrow and all your (f)wishes were fullfilled, how would it be?

Bad, what else would I do?

Except create new fish threads and complain about the bugs with the "like" button here.

My last wish though would be to get another "haha" emoji from @BassTrackerBoats.
 
Would love to have a piece of fish i am so hungry would you mind if i take a bite from back side.
 
I was working, I stopped using social media completely to focus more on my side business, I was very productive, now I am here again and I am wasting my time again.

I actually own 2 businesses, in the adult world, and also I sell CRO tools to businesses in my country. Good stuff.

But BHW is my biggest distraction due to my fish persona who wants to waste time here too much.
Wait a minute, I wasn't expecting a mature answer!
 
OP gave me a few drops of whatever it is that he is taking in exchange for this review:

Now I think I'm a fish with personality issues, too. Blub.
Recommended.
 
OP gave me a few drops of whatever it is that he is taking in exchange for this review:

Now I think I'm a fish with personality issues, too. Blub.
Recommended.

You can't just copy me like that with your ninja face.

That's not how things work around here.

You should use another animal gender.

+ this is an AMA, if you have no question, just leave this important thread right now (queen mode activated)
 
1. Have you ever had intercourse with a fish?
2. Have you ever lived in an aquarium?
3. What is your favorite ocean / sea?
4. Do mermaids really exist?
5. Will we all be banned for this pointless thread and stupid questions?
 
Hey there, it might be just for show but I have some questions here:
1 - How did it start ?
2 - How do you cope with that ?
3 - Do you think you are going to be alright ?
4 - Leaving the forum really helped? How?
(I might also cut social media)
5 - Seems to be fun to me having the inner talk with other parts of yourself, even though it's a lil bit sad. Do you interact with your counterparts ?
6 - Why a fish?
 
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