I got a parrot

HaRRo

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I got a damn parrot huge expensive talking machine lol, hes only a baby but still huge, i will post pics soon, anyways this is most of the reason im not around lately, plus ive taken a little holiday break with my daughter, i thought i deserved it as i spend pretty much 20hours a day online lol. Anyways dont think i have died or anything i will be back posting a lot of good shit soon.

Lots of ideas, when your not near a computer, i think you think a lot better. When your near a computer i think you get easily distracted.

Anyway talk soon guys ill be back with many money making guides for you all.
 
I hope it's not a Norwegian Blue, although It's been said that they have the best plumage :D
 
Post some pics! You weird bastard!

Look at my man eating dog. It will swallow your parrot in one bite.

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*NOTE* This dog is not a measure of my masculinity.
 
I used to have a macaw and a cockatoo some years ago, but I got rid of them when I went traveling for a year. They were quite noisy, for sure. And they really like to chew things up, like window sills and whatever you might have used to hang large potted plants from the ceiling.

Enjoy your bird; they are as much fun as they are mischievous.

Sine
 
Sorrow guys and you harrow but the mention of the parrot has me in stiches, bad joke coming on.

I was in the pub or club last week and l met this beatiful girl and so to impress her l told her l was a clairvoirent shit can't even spell it , she said l don't believe you, so l asked to hold out her left hand and asked if she had had a parrot in it which she said NO l have not... so l grabbed her right hand and said lets have one last go , l looked at her as l held her hand and as it opened l said l bet you've had a cock or two in this hand as she smacked in the kisser lol nicho
 
HAHA,

White Redneck covered in Tattoos from Kansas.

Everyone expects a pit bull. I pull out a Yorkie and people are like WTF?

Nicho,

That's really fucked up.
 
LMAO, i do actually need a name for him, i was actually thinking of calling him Google, but that would be a little crash, im settling maybe for Dollars, or Spam, maybe something blackhat or moneywise will suit me nicely, i have another parrot which im selling this week i hope as two is a bit much for me, and its not as expensive as my new one, i call him Yoshi as he is all green and looks like that thing from mario YOSHI lmao.

SQUAAALK Spam SQALKK DOLLARS hehe
 
Sometimes they appear dead when pining for the fjords and sometimes they really ARE stone fucking dead and then the plumage don't enter into it...

I hope it's not a Norwegian Blue, although It's been said that they have the best plumage :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GipFyAsYK1M​
 
parrots are cool! they can live up to 75 years of age! you should teach it to say blackhat!

Dude...this is ur 3rd time gravedigging out of 5 posts. please check the thread dates before posting. your gonna get in trouble.

ps..i love parrots
 
DAMN IT! Again have read almost entire thread without even realizing it's 5+ years old..
 
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