I found this on CL today :)

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Autographed copy of the Bible - $1,000,000,000 OBO Date: 2008-07-16, 2:27PM PDTI have a near-mint copy of the Bible, signed by the Big J.C. himself. According to Amazon, this is one of the better selling books of all time. I'm guessing the Prince of Peace would be happy to hear that. This book was entrusted to me by the Knights of Templar, they borrowed it from Our Savior sometime between 28 and 32 AD and forgot to give it back. It was one of those things where they said they'd return it in a week, but then they didn't get around to reading it right away. And you know how you always feel bad returning a book you haven't read, especially when the lender asks you what you thought of it. So in trying to avoid an awkward moment with the Alpha and Omega, they hung onto it until they had more time. Well that time turned into about 2000 years, and it got mixed in with some other books and made it into a yard sale box. At first, the King of Kings' signature wasn't worth much, but after Our Redeemer died on the cross for your sins, apparently the value skyrocketed and then rose more gradually over the next 2000 years as more people learned of the Good Shepherd's story. Why am I selling it? I could say that I'm interested in sharing the Word of God with someone else - become a "Fisher of Men" so to speak. But the truth is I just bought an Xbox 360 and don't have room on the bookshelf for both. I'll either use the money to fight world hunger, or buy that Rock Band game I've been hankering for.
 
Sad thing is, someone has probably replied with an "offer" .....
 
lol...i needed a laugh... what's funny is i can think of a dozen ways to monetize this. i need a break.
 
Some people surely have a lot of time on their hands. Hm I just noticed that I only have 4 posts registered and I'm pretty sure I should have more than 20-30. Anyone has a similar problem?
 
lol, thats pretty funny, he should put his vivid imagination to better use :)
 
Some people surely have a lot of time on their hands. Hm I just noticed that I only have 4 posts registered and I'm pretty sure I should have more than 20-30. Anyone has a similar problem?


yeah, me :confused:
 
Jesus Christ I needed that!

Thanks just for the laugh.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
 
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