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i bought alcohol free beer by mistake

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by hudsonhicks, Apr 21, 2016.

  1. hudsonhicks

    hudsonhicks Junior Member

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    Just got back from my shopping at Tescos.. and went to put my lovely beers in the fridge when the words "alcohol free" caught my eye. DOH!!!!!!!

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    what do i do? :(
     
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    Smash the bottles in your head.
     
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    Complain that the 'Alcohol free' logo needs to be bigger
     
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  4. Duffers5000

    Duffers5000 Elite Member

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    Its a message from God telling you to stop getting pissed up on thursday afternoons and get your shit together.
     
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  5. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED

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    Give yourself an enema with it?
     
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  6. Eternal1912

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    Sue Becks mate :)
     
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    Go see an optometrist.
     
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  8. Lauriat

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    get drunk and get some more
     
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    Drive back to Tesco, throw that shit in the clerks face and yell I thought this was murica!
     
  10. vitarank

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    Open those beers, light a cig, sit on the most comfy chair and reevaluate your life and choices while you drink one bottle at a time.
     
  11. NawtyBoy

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    Stupid post!

    You are too matured to take your own decisions, and not whine about this silly beer you bought!

    Drink it or throw it, who cares
     
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  13. Vinzy

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    Lol I dnt think now u need the alcohol to lose urconscience. I think u r already drunk when you read alcohol in the bottle.
     
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    I don't think he's the only one.
     
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    Fear not guys im ok.. i went to aldi and bought some of this crap.. tastes foul and bitter but its got alchohol in it
     
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    I've been 100% sober for 4 weeks, and maybe drank 3-4 times this year so far. WAY down, and it's been helping me feel a lot better, try it ;D.

    I miss drinking but to be honest I don't miss the nightmares, the evil spirits and anxiety hehe. I still get bad dreams from time to time, sometimes I feel hung over. All part of the healing process.
     
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  17. tb303

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    Dont tesco deliver if you order online? come on this is BHW...automate that shit!
     
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    Just put a few shots of vodka in each one.
     
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    lol, thats funny. I actually like non alcoholic brew.
     
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