There is a thread with a lot guys who belive in some weird theories. So there is a thread with people who belive in science
#teammoderna here
1st dose - no effect
2nd dose - fever, arm pain for 3 days
Moderna is mRNA technology vaccine - it's not changing your DNA, because you cannot change DNA with mRNA, same you cannot plugin output device to input port in your computer.
If you are willing to take a jab that gives you fever and arm pain for 3 days....even though in 3 months a new covid variant will come that the vaccine will not guard against...I bet I can sell you on a lot of things.
I think of it like I am Jordan Belfort.
Imagine if i owned a company that made chocolate wafers, like kitkat.
Imagine i start adding 20% cow manure mixed in with the cocoa cream with flavors and emulsifiers in a way that you almost cant feel the difference. That means I start to make 18% more profit every month and you get to eat 20% cow manure.
And when I get caught, we're just going to release a statement saying "we used an ingredient which was extracted in a lab, synthesized from bacteria produced from cow poop, so you see you are not actually eating cow poop"
And then I would pay all the media to make articles "NO, you are not eating cow poop actually" and start a smearing campaign to make you all look like "Crazy conspiracy theorists". Celebrities like conan would eat my wafers on TV mocking you for being "Stupid".
It would become a social stigma for you not to eat my choco wafers.
But in the end, secretly, my wafers WERE actually made from unrefined 20% cow poop that was brought with trucks. We just lied.
You know the worst part? You would actually FALL FOR IT. You would be eating the wafers after the scandal and you would be laughing at others explaining how the wafers are not really made from poop. And you would feel so smug and so cool about it.
Meanwhile im making BANK selling you 20% cowpoop wafers, and you are defending me for free. Free marketing.
This is when I realized that people today were MADE TO BE EXPLOITED. They want it. They want positive. And I am positive that my wafers are the best thing. And we just cant make wafers like in the old day without this special new emulsifier that makes them not melt that much. In the old days wafers were melting and we had to solve it. (do you believe me?)
