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I wanted to do some good keyword research you know a little work before making the articles you know a little type type look look brain brain but NOOOOOO I can't do that because when I group bought longtail pro they didn't let me sign in I needed 500 keywords and they didn't let me sign in instead it said the trial already ended but I literally just bought it I paid $2 for it they took my $2.

im broke entrepreneur that can't get a job even if I wanted one and they stole my $2 I was really about to go to war on my site like I was gonna find like 500 KGR keywords and be ballin like a big boy but I can't do that now because they stole my $2 and now I just wanna cry like how could they be so foul so evil so mean I even found a tool that woud have let me check to see if the key words were KGR keywords in bulk and that was hard to do but now I cant use it because they took my $2 and google keyword planner competition is for PPC competition, not organic competition which and life is just hard man then I got an old man talking crap to me eventhough

I dont even speak to him becuase hes a Idiot that has nothing better to do than make other people miserable becuase he is miserable honestly sometimes I wanna throw a brick at his forehead jsut like go to town on that man but I dont because Im a good guy and good guys understand that we just have to ignore stupid people and there isnt any alternatives to SEMrush and I couldnt use my 30 day trial because It said I had insuffiect funds which doesnt make any sense because the charge was $0 this old guy really needs a whipping like idk who raised him but his mouth is foul how do you walk up to someone who isnt even thinking about you and start talking crap? honestly, sometimes I just wanna slap the cow piss out of him he's built like a broke down buffalo but I don't say anything I just keep on moving because I know that once I figure out this IM stuff I'll never have to hear from him again.

I usually don't complain because I know complaining gets you nowhere in life I'm just frustrated because I was getting into a good workflow and I just knew I was gonna be free from this horrible place once and for all but every time I get something It ends up blowing up in my face I've tried succeeding with IM for the past couple of years I've attempted a few times in the past and they say that every time you fail your chances of succeeding next time increase by 20% so this site that I'm working on now is supposed to be the one that finally frees me from this hell hole but they stole my freaking money so I couldn't do keyword research my site looks great I have a few articles posted one of them is a KGR article so it might rank if i finish up everything else I need to do on the site but the rest of them dont stand a chance.

I created about 33 articles using keywords I got form answer the public (NO i didnt realize that I was doing it worng before I made them) I didnt complain about making 33 articles incorrectly I jsut sucked it up and tried to move on to making articles using proper keyword reseach but NOOOO they just had to take my $2 and give me nothing excuse me while I cry
 
I wanted to do some good keyword research you know a little work before making the articles you know a little type type look look brain brain but NOOOOOO I can't do that because when I group bought longtail pro they didn't let me sign in I needed 500 keywords and they didn't let me sign in instead it said the trial already ended but I literally just bought it I paid $2 for it they took my $2.

im broke entrepreneur that can't get a job even if I wanted one and they stole my $2 I was really about to go to war on my site like I was gonna find like 500 KGR keywords and be ballin like a big boy but I can't do that now because they stole my $2 and now I just wanna cry like how could they be so foul so evil so mean I even found a tool that woud have let me check to see if the key words were KGR keywords in bulk and that was hard to do but now I cant use it because they took my $2 and google keyword planner competition is for PPC competition, not organic competition which and life is just hard man then I got an old man talking crap to me eventhough

I dont even speak to him becuase hes a Idiot that has nothing better to do than make other people miserable becuase he is miserable honestly sometimes I wanna throw a brick at his forehead jsut like go to town on that man but I dont because Im a good guy and good guys understand that we just have to ignore stupid people and there isnt any alternatives to SEMrush and I couldnt use my 30 day trial because It said I had insuffiect funds which doesnt make any sense because the charge was $0 this old guy really needs a whipping like idk who raised him but his mouth is foul how do you walk up to someone who isnt even thinking about you and start talking crap? honestly, sometimes I just wanna slap the cow piss out of him he's built like a broke down buffalo but I don't say anything I just keep on moving because I know that once I figure out this IM stuff I'll never have to hear from him again.

I usually don't complain because I know complaining gets you nowhere in life I'm just frustrated because I was getting into a good workflow and I just knew I was gonna be free from this horrible place once and for all but every time I get something It ends up blowing up in my face I've tried succeeding with IM for the past couple of years I've attempted a few times in the past and they say that every time you fail your chances of succeeding next time increase by 20% so this site that I'm working on now is supposed to be the one that finally frees me from this hell hole but they stole my freaking money so I couldn't do keyword research my site looks great I have a few articles posted one of them is a KGR article so it might rank if i finish up everything else I need to do on the site but the rest of them dont stand a chance.

I created about 33 articles using keywords I got form answer the public (NO i didnt realize that I was doing it worng before I made them) I didnt complain about making 33 articles incorrectly I jsut sucked it up and tried to move on to making articles using proper keyword reseach but NOOOO they just had to take my $2 and give me nothing excuse me while I cry
This is literally unreadable on mobile. Please think before you write lol. Not talking about being serious. Just talking about being understood (will help in ur so called seo optimisation as well.).
 
Send me your PayPal e-mail, I will give you the 2 $ that they stole.
thank you for the offer you're so kind but I gotta finish this journey alone I don't really care about the $2 venting just helps me think I'm just trying to figure out how I can get 500 keywords before the day is over. all the free methods on the forum just take way too long to get one keyword and I don't have a lot of time left I'm probably just gonna end up using a different group buying service and rolling the dice.
 
thank you for the offer you're so kind but I gotta finish this journey alone I don't really care about the $2 venting just helps me think I'm just trying to figure out how I can get 500 keywords before the day is over. all the free methods on the forum just take way too long to get one keyword and I don't have a lot of time left I'm probably just gonna end up using a different group buying service and rolling the dice.
So you choose to ignore my advice? ha ha
 
Look man, you don't need any of those fancy tools to do keyword research.

Here's a great keyword scraper by @thetrustedzone https://keyword.engineer to generate a ton of ideas.

Then go ahead and buy keywords everywhere $10 worth of credits.

Don't just plug the list directly, clean it. Open an excel file and create some columns

2018 - FIND("2018", Cell)
2019 - ....

get rid of the years

then depending on what your product/service is, get rid of other terms such as cracks, downloads, torrents, or whatever the hell it is you see repeating in your list e.g. <keyword> reddit.

Now filter the list by difficulty 0, NOTE: no keyword plugin/software is going to give you an accurate difficulty score, but 0 is usually low difficulty, however, you still have to manually go over the list.

Google each keyword one by one, you want to qualify keywords if you see the following:

1. sites with LOW DA (DA can be manipulated sure, but as a whole when you see low DA sites, it is statistically significant to go after those keywords)
2. user generated content (reddit, quora, forums, pinterest) - these are easy to beat with a good article.

You will not rank without links unless your site has a lot of age and topical relevancy. You can however build fewer links, and point 80% to your home page and the rest to your most difficult keywords. This doesn't mean you go after harder keywords, relatively harder out of your easy keyword list.

This is all you need. Don't complicate things, write good content focused on search intent and build topical relevancy. interlink your articles and build good links. When you have income, invest it back into link building and good content.

Be patient and make money. Remember good content has no substitute, if you cheap out on that your site will go down no matter what.

Good luck!
 
I wanted to do some good keyword research you know a little work before making the articles you know a little type type look look brain brain but NOOOOOO I can't do that because when I group bought longtail pro they didn't let me sign in I needed 500 keywords and they didn't let me sign in instead it said the trial already ended but I literally just bought it I paid $2 for it they took my $2.

im broke entrepreneur that can't get a job even if I wanted one and they stole my $2 I was really about to go to war on my site like I was gonna find like 500 KGR keywords and be ballin like a big boy but I can't do that now because they stole my $2 and now I just wanna cry like how could they be so foul so evil so mean I even found a tool that woud have let me check to see if the key words were KGR keywords in bulk and that was hard to do but now I cant use it because they took my $2 and google keyword planner competition is for PPC competition, not organic competition which and life is just hard man then I got an old man talking crap to me eventhough

I dont even speak to him becuase hes a Idiot that has nothing better to do than make other people miserable becuase he is miserable honestly sometimes I wanna throw a brick at his forehead jsut like go to town on that man but I dont because Im a good guy and good guys understand that we just have to ignore stupid people and there isnt any alternatives to SEMrush and I couldnt use my 30 day trial because It said I had insuffiect funds which doesnt make any sense because the charge was $0 this old guy really needs a whipping like idk who raised him but his mouth is foul how do you walk up to someone who isnt even thinking about you and start talking crap? honestly, sometimes I just wanna slap the cow piss out of him he's built like a broke down buffalo but I don't say anything I just keep on moving because I know that once I figure out this IM stuff I'll never have to hear from him again.

I usually don't complain because I know complaining gets you nowhere in life I'm just frustrated because I was getting into a good workflow and I just knew I was gonna be free from this horrible place once and for all but every time I get something It ends up blowing up in my face I've tried succeeding with IM for the past couple of years I've attempted a few times in the past and they say that every time you fail your chances of succeeding next time increase by 20% so this site that I'm working on now is supposed to be the one that finally frees me from this hell hole but they stole my freaking money so I couldn't do keyword research my site looks great I have a few articles posted one of them is a KGR article so it might rank if i finish up everything else I need to do on the site but the rest of them dont stand a chance.

I created about 33 articles using keywords I got form answer the public (NO i didnt realize that I was doing it worng before I made them) I didnt complain about making 33 articles incorrectly I jsut sucked it up and tried to move on to making articles using proper keyword reseach but NOOOO they just had to take my $2 and give me nothing excuse me while I cry
Not even Google will waste its time to crawl/read this
 
So you choose to ignore my advice? ha ha
honestly if I'm not writing articles I forget that punctuation exists
Look man, you don't need any of those fancy tools to do keyword research.

Here's a great keyword scraper by @thetrustedzone https://keyword.engineer to generate a ton of ideas.

Then go ahead and buy keywords everywhere $10 worth of credits.

Don't just plug the list directly, clean it. Open an excel file and create some columns

2018 - FIND("2018", Cell)
2019 - ....

get rid of the years

then depending on what your product/service is, get rid of other terms such as cracks, downloads, torrents, or whatever the hell it is you see repeating in your list e.g. <keyword> reddit.

Now filter the list by difficulty 0, NOTE: no keyword plugin/software is going to give you an accurate difficulty score, but 0 is usually low difficulty, however, you still have to manually go over the list.

Google each keyword one by one, you want to qualify keywords if you see the following:

1. sites with LOW DA (DA can be manipulated sure, but as a whole when you see low DA sites, it is statistically significant to go after those keywords)
2. user generated content (reddit, quora, forums, pinterest) - these are easy to beat with a good article.

You will not rank without links unless your site has a lot of age and topical relevancy. You can however build fewer links, and point 80% to your home page and the rest to your most difficult keywords. This doesn't mean you go after harder keywords, relatively harder out of your easy keyword list.

This is all you need. Don't complicate things, write good content focused on search intent and build topical relevancy. interlink your articles and build good links. When you have income, invest it back into link building and good content.

Be patient and make money. Remember good content has no substitute, if you cheap out on that your site will go down no matter what.

Good luck!
thank you this is really good advice
Tell me which AI writer did you use :eek:
o: you can't speak of those they are forbidden
 
thank you for the offer you're so kind but I gotta finish this journey alone I don't really care about the $2 venting just helps me think I'm just trying to figure out how I can get 500 keywords before the day is over. all the free methods on the forum just take way too long to get one keyword and I don't have a lot of time left I'm probably just gonna end up using a different group buying service and rolling the dice.
Yeah, looking for kw tool to buy too, hopefully I won't end up complaining on the forum like you do, hahah
 
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