Hypothetical question

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  1. sm754

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    What would you do if:
    1. You lured an adult brown bear into your house
    2. You realized you were late for church, so you had to leave the bear locked in the house for a few hours
    3. You come back and your house is completely fine but the bear is missing, and the doors were still locked
    Im afraid to call Animal Control because I think this is illegal and they'll arrest me, this is a real quandry tho
     
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    erm, just blast the bears possessions with scrapebox...

    ...This is about SEO right?
     
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    I would try my SEO guru tactics to pinpoint the bear but i'm afraid to go to the computer room because theres fur on the floor and the ground is shaking a little
     
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    I'm still stuck here... what would I do indeed...
     
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    Thats what I was thinking while I was luring it in

    I'm really worried guys, I think I'll sleep in a hotel tonight
     
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    What the..
    Wait, what?

    You do realize this is BHW, right?

    And LOL!
     
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    I was going to use the adult brown bear to Enhance my Backlink Profile, bears are the Secret Sauce
     
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