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[Humor] One more reason Google isn't Infallible

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by robotrock, Nov 28, 2010.

  1. robotrock

    robotrock Newbie

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    So over the past month I've gotten out from the shelter of 'the man.' I was getting accounts in order for my new home based plunge into the world of consultancy. All was going well until I accidentally indicated that I was born in August 2010.

    Now being 3 months old I think it's quite phenomenal of me to have the tech savvy to sign up for an account.

    Well, I'm not 3 months old and Google in their infinite wisdom obviously didn't do their due diligence in their granularity.

    Obviously I made an error, but they won't let me set up my account for my domain email! Instead when I enter in the correct data that I'm well past 20, it's apparent that I've been cookied or flagged </currently to dumbfounded to find out which>.

    So to anyone who has the idea that Google is perfect, will catch every single deviation from the norm to bust your darkened endeavors. Enjoy this little mishap and take solace in an atypical account of their flatulence.

    Sometimes the most random things can make apprehensions align and fall, while sparking a step closer to a consolidated perception of reality.

    It was worth a shot at snagging a few chuckles. :)
     
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  2. robotrock

    robotrock Newbie

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    lol jono you saying that really scares the heck out of me and gives me some hope...

    it's scary that in that this whole time everything I've written has been coming off 'spun' the whole time. (I haven't even delved into the world of spinning)

    On the other hand, maybe my whack manner of writing may lend itself to writing in an article spinner friendly way?

    This is just how I write amigo, but I'd love to hear how it comes across because I never imagined that it was as defragmented as a spun article lol.

    No grudge, just curious.
     
  3. moggwai

    moggwai Junior Member

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    ive read your first post about 3 times and still cant understand what its about ..
    Seriously u should get onto writing articles u have a unique method of writing it is truly A. weird
    B. amazing

    I,ll let u decide which :D
     
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    Man i cannot understand most of your words,please use regular english...:D xD
     
  5. flibbertigibbet

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    HAHAHAHA you guys are funny. They're right though, it does sound like your posts are spun articles, OP. That's okay though. Most every day joes don't use the word "granularity", but it's a little refreshing to be honest....your command of words. Reminds me that there are a lot of really intelligent people in this forum. ;)
     
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  6. robotrock

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    Rock on guys, this really is the most rockin' community. For me it's drupal bhw through and through, it's good to have those priorities straight.

    I went back and read the post and I gotta say on face value it looks spun, as flibbertigibbet pointed out 'granularity' is more commonly seen in a thesaurus than used in chatter.

    In either case it's awesome to see bhwers representing class in the lounge :).

    fyi the distilled version of the story: i gotta wait to get my google account setup because for the time being google's system honestly believes (through a typo) my account is currently tied to a 3 month old! ugh.. kids lol it's a granular problem.

    moral of the story: google isn't all knowing, every point counts.

    meantime maybe i should look into ghost writing or make a mini-course on writing to chicks to wildy booty riches on plenty offish lol... i'm sure there's a big market of guys who can't write, single, and have a computer

    Props guys!