Sorry guys but I take offense to this...
Why? It's harmless humor.
Explain what you think is offensive.
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Why? It's harmless humor.
Explain what you think is offensive.
ErjeBoevem
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Just a random girl I met at facebook some time ago. Decided to pick up the chat!
I atleast loved this conversation, and it happened just 20 minutes ago (Had to laugh for 10 minutes ).
I sent har a email that it was just a joke too, hope she reads it. Even though she was a random chick (This contest if cruel!).
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Edit 2: Wrapped back into code x)
Code:
(8:21:03 PM) Me: Hello
(8:22:32 PM) Her: hi
(8:22:35 PM) Her: Wassup?
(8:22:50 PM) Me: So listen sweetheart I make all my money at [URL="http://www.makemoniesonline.com"]www.makemoniesonline.com[/URL] and you can too check it out
(8:23:05 PM) Her: Last time you told me something like this it was a pyramide scheme....
(8:23:27 PM) Me: Relax, it is not a pyramid or anything.
(8:24:32 PM) Me: It is a revolutionary new way to make lots of money, I do this and make about 100$ each hour!
(8:25:13 PM) Her: I really doubt but I will check it out :)
[COLOR=YellowGreen]Lol: Two minutes on the site.[/COLOR]
(8:27:11 PM) Her: Sure it is the correct site?!
(8:27:34 PM) Me: Ofc, it is a very good method...
(8:27:57 PM) Her: WTF?! Have you checked that the link is correct?!
(8:28:19 PM) Me: Hmmmm, I will check if I wrote wrong.
(8:29:11 PM) Me: Lol, you were correct! The site is makemoniesonline.com
[COLOR=YellowGreen]Only one minute this time x)[/COLOR]
(8:30:24 PM) Her: Thats the same site......... Youre a dickhead....
(8:30:56 PM) Me: Dont like the method?! I do this all the time t make lot of money!
(8:31:18 PM) Me: Just get a penis and you can do it too! I know you want!
(8:31:34 PM) Her: OMG! You are a fucking mean!
(8:33:03 PM) Her: AS THE FUCKING DICKHEAD YOU ARE I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE THE JOB!
(8:33:10 PM) BOT: XXXX disconnected from the chat
(8:33:15 PM) Me: Relax, it is just a joke! It is for a contest x)
[COLOR=YellowGreen]I failed[/COLOR]I atleast loved this conversation, and it happened just 20 minutes ago (Had to laugh for 10 minutes
).I sent har a email that it was just a joke too, hope she reads it. Even though she was a random chick (This contest if cruel!).
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Edit 2: Wrapped back into code x)
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SpeakToTman
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Sorry guys but I take offense to this...
Geez dude...you part of a BLACK HAT marketing forum. Dont you think the methods you are using to make money are a little more offensive than some harmless fun?
Spud Jr
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Are you shitting me? I never ever win! I am calling my mom right now! Oh man, I sound like a mama's boy.. shizzle, who the hell cares!
B
bu11d0g
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Ok, so i thought it would be funny to get my bird on this as she has so many gay men friends but...........
Maybe i should call her and call it as a prank but im thinking it would be funny to carry it for a few days????????
Oh well, missed it by 20 minutes, how the fuck do i explain this now?????
Code:
Bulldog: Hey baby, whats up?
Kim: hey baby, im good... you coming over tonight?
Bulldog: yeah im coming over tonight, ill explain about this marketing stuff to you also.
Kim: yeah u keep saying that but we get distracted all the time.....
Bulldog: yeah i know but this time dont unzip my trousers while im talking?
Kim: ok
Bulldog: i'll tell you summit bout it now if you want?
Kim: leave it till you come over....
Bulldog: but i just gotta show you what your websites gotta look like to look geniune?
Kim: just show me tonight, it will be better with you here explaining it to me
Bulldog: but sweatheart, this will show you what i do to make money, so you can see what it takes??????
Kim: ok but b quick, i gotta shower....
Bulldog: Hey sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out?????
Kim: ok just give me a minute...
Bulldog: you gotta check it out baby, its so fuckin revolutionary, its insane...
baby??????????????
you there??????????
you enjoying it so much that you cant chat????
HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Kim: YOU DO THAT???????
Bulldog: yeah thats me, thats how im making all my money online
Kim: thats fucking sick you fucking perverted cunt, i dont even wanna think about you sticking that thing in my mouth, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fucking pervert bastard.
Bulldog: huh?????????? you dont approve???
Kim: what do you think? you been fucking me all this time you been fucking some dude, cunt!!!!!
Bulldog: but i like it and i make shit loadsa money doin it
Kim: how much money?
Bulldog: shit loads, im takin you to italy with some of the money next month and your gonna love the house im about to buy....
Kim: i dont think we should see eachother anymore, why the hell didnt you tell me you did this before?
Bulldog: why do you think? i knew you would react like this, didnt think you were that shallow??????
Kim: im open minded about things and i have gay friends, you know that but i aint havin you fuck me after you fucked some dude in the ass....
Bulldog: maybe if you let me fuck you in the ass more i wouldnt need to find dudes to fuck????
Kim: everytime your fucking me in the ass, are you thinking about fucking dudes? thats fucking sick, i dont want to even think about it, im gonna b sick.
Bulldog: lol
Kim: lol????? what you fucking laffin about???????????? cunt!
Bulldog: your reaction, you say you got gay friends and you like them, fuck me, you hang out with them every day but you cant except a bi man???? wtf??????
Kim: im outta here, dont bother me again, you are 1 sick bastard, fuck you, cunt!
Bulldog: awwwwwww dont be like that.....
Bulldog: Oiiiiiiiiiiiii
Bulldog: oh come on, i bet your gay freinds would love it???????
Bulldog: kim?????????????
Bulldog: you there?Oh well, missed it by 20 minutes, how the fuck do i explain this now?????
SpeakToTman
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SebastianJu
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Seems to me that a couple of members wont get a girl next time....
lucius
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LULZ...I vote for bulldog.
"maybe if you let me fuck you in the ass more i wouldnt need to find dudes to fuck????" EPIC lol Lmao...the funniest part is where the victims think you are a gay. Lulz..this is one hell ofa thread
"maybe if you let me fuck you in the ass more i wouldnt need to find dudes to fuck????" EPIC lol Lmao...the funniest part is where the victims think you are a gay. Lulz..this is one hell ofa thread
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kumansk
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edvoltage1
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To those who still dont know..I am a girl lol..so yeah I decided to play this prank on my bestfriend..here it goes...
BTW thanks harro now my best friend thinks that I need psychological help and that I grew a dick
BTW thanks harro now my best friend thinks that I need psychological help and that I grew a dick
Bamboo1
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liquidrage
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Bamboo1
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Ummmm... show her this thread?
liquidrage's female friend with which he had sex on his 30th birthday...;);1457059 said:
Hot????
hot?
she thinks it's hot.... wow ?
edvoltage1
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oooo it is over..i didnt know thought it was 24 hours before winners were picked. but yeah I already explained it to my best friend...she liked it anyway
liquidrage
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Day late and a dollar short....Well I guess I'm never really a dollar short but this day late stuff really sucks lol.
ErjeBoevem
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liquidrage
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Hope you feel better man....This flu shit sux this year I had it for 2 months. When I went to sleep I'd sweat so much that the bed was nasty and cough till I about broke a rib.