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Can't you just do a facebook status update with the link? I haven't tried. My facebook is far too precious to get flagged :p (although that is outside of the rules/regs of the contest - but maybe the comments can count?)
 
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This should be good.. lol

It reminds me of people doing this in another forum a while back..

Except they would send a text message to any girl in their phone and say "Let's have sex sometime" and see what they would say.. lol
 
Hi, here is mine

me:.... later but first i will tell you how i make money online?
XXXXXXX: k.....
me: Hey sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out

XXXXXXX has signed out

She said nothing I think she just turned off her PC. :)
 
Just had this conversation with an old girlfriend from high school. We've been talking alot lately on FB:

paymymortgage4me: what's up? any plans tonight?
*****: no plans. u?
paymymortgage4me: making some quick cash for tomorrow...
*****: ???
paymymortgage4me: Hey sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out
*****: huh? what's that? how do you make money there?
paymymortgage4me: that's my site. i'm on top. i get paid to do that. like my tan???
*****: wtf is wrong with you? you can get aids or something!
paymymortgage4me: nah, he's wearing a condom, can't you see it? like my tan?
*****: never knew that about you...
paymymortgage4me: like my tan? it's a thong. you should see the tan line on my ass.
*****: i'll pass. that's gross.
paymymortgage4me: you interested in making some cash. you'll get paid a lot more for doing this than i get paid. i can set up a site for you in a couple mins. you'd be making $ within an hour.
*****: no. it's gross, but i can't stop watching it. i can't believe you do this.
*****: we need to talk about something else now. i want to forget this.
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i sent it to my gf right after we got in an argument on the phone
wich prolly wasnt a good idea...

me: Hey sweetheart i make all my money at http://hiderefer.org/?http://www.makemoniesonline.com/ and you can too check it out
her: im not falling for that
me: ok whatever then
her: your a fucking asshole!
her: fuck you
me: lol
 
wow I suck at this so bad!

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Some fun on omgele haha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl??
You: Hey sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out
Stranger: ohh
You: what do you think?
Stranger: this is very good
You: You like?
Stranger: yes ilke it
Stranger: i like it
You: cool...
You: Do you were black hats also?
Stranger: very coolll
You: were is wear
Stranger: ohhh
You: Whats wrong?
Stranger: no wrong
You: are you a racist and only like white hats or something?
Stranger: i racist
You: really? you don't even like grey hats a little?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: asl no i'm crooker. so you don't like black, but white and grey hats are ok?
You: You must like Digital point then? no ?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Code: 
[16/01/10 9:46:37 AM] ME: hey baby :)
[16/01/10 9:46:43 AM] HER: hey!! :D
[16/01/10 9:46:48 AM] HER: lol the little cat is in my room
[16/01/10 9:46:48 AM] ME: you know how i was telling you about my online business stuff?
[16/01/10 9:46:51 AM] HER: yea
[16/01/10 9:46:52 AM] ME: webcam?
[16/01/10 9:46:55 AM] ME: Hey sweetheart i make all my money at [URL="http://hiderefer.org/?http://www.makemoniesonline.com/"]www.makemoniesonline.com[/URL] and you can too check it out
[16/01/10 9:46:57 AM] HER: lol sweetheart? hang on my cousin is showing me something
[16/01/10 9:46:58 AM] ME: wait till shes gone to look at the site
[16/01/10 9:47:15 AM] ME: lol still there?
[16/01/10 9:47:25 AM] HER: WHAT THE FUCKKK!!! 
[16/01/10 9:47:27 AM] ME: hahahaha
[16/01/10 9:47:27 AM] HER: YOU ASSHOLE SHES 12
[16/01/10 9:47:30 AM] HER: SHE TOLD MY MOTHER
[16/01/10 9:47:43 AM] ME: lollllllllllllllllllllllll fuck
[16/01/10 9:47:44 AM] ME: dont hate me girlfriend <3 :D
[16/01/10 9:47:46 AM] ME: i love you okay! :D
[16/01/10 9:47:51 AM] HER: you are sick in the head that wasn't even funny you dickhead
[16/01/10 9:47:52 AM] ME: it was a little bit..
[16/01/10 9:47:56 AM] HER: ur such an asshole
[16/01/10 9:48:02 AM] HER: dont come over 2day
[16/01/10 9:48:05 AM] ME: why not? dont be a baby :P
[16/01/10 9:48:08 AM] HER: fuck you! my mum thinks ur a sicko and im disgusted with you i dont wanna see u
[16/01/10 9:48:09 AM] HER: ill ttys..
[16/01/10 9:48:11 AM] ME: im sorry :X
[16/01/10 9:48:12 AM] ME: it was meant to be funny!
my girlfriend lol

she cant take a joke :P
 
Code: 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: hey
Stranger: How're you doing fellow stranger?
You: good. U?
Stranger: I'm doing pretty well, thanks.
You: wanna know how to make money online its pretty easy, i've been doing it for awhile now
You: www.makemoniesonline.com
Stranger: Well, I'm already quite rich.
You: cot dam it
Stranger: Indeed.
You: dont go there it wasnt money
You: lol
Stranger: Dont go where?
You: that site
You: its not what you think it is.
Stranger: Oh, I didn't.
You: good lol
Stranger: But I'll just go on it for the fun.
You: no no no no!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Let me check it out.
You: ok.... :/
You: are you a millionaire yet?

they didnt exit the chat, maybe they fainted :/ I know its a random chat but I thought it was hilarious atm
 
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Per Crooker's request, I have sent this to my mother.. Oh shit on a stick.. I am too scared to look at the fecking website now!!!


bhwidow: Mom, you around?
My mom: Hi Brucie boo
bhwidow: Hey sweetheart i make all my money at http://hiderefer.org/?http://www.makemoniesonline.com/ and you can too check it out
bhwidow: You and dad don't have to worry about me hitting you guys up for rent this month
My mom: What in Sam hell is this?
bhwidow: You have been constantly worrying about how I am making money, this is it
My mom: Oh LOL (That means laugh out loud) Your dad said it has to be a joke
bhwidow: What's a joke?
My mom: Well Brucie, we are okay helping you out. You don't need to do that. How did you get the camera to get it like that?
bhwidow: what?
 
Hahah Fail here is mine:

Code: 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: haaaay
You: !!!!
Stranger: heeey lool
You: lol
You: asl?
Stranger: 13 girl canada
Stranger: you
You: wow...
Stranger: ?
You: wow
Stranger: whats wrong with canada?
You: nothing
You: Just that...
You: Wow I sound like a pedophile lol.
Stranger: um yeah sorta, i have no idea what you are talking bout? lmao
You: sorry...
You: just that you're 13...
You: awww SHIT!...
 
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Spud Jr said:
Per Crooker's request, I have sent this to my mother.. Oh shit on a stick.. I am too scared to look at the fecking website now!!!


bhwidow: Mom, you around?
My mom: Hi Brucie boo
bhwidow: Hey sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out
bhwidow: You and dad don't have to worry about me hitting you guys up for rent this month
My mom: What in Sam hell is this?
bhwidow: You have been constantly worrying about how I am making money, this is it
My mom: Oh LOL (That means laugh out loud) Your dad said it has to be a joke
bhwidow: What's a joke?
My mom: Well Brucie, we are okay helping you out. You don't need to do that. How did you get the camera to get it like that?
bhwidow: what?
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Thanks best one ever haha. Winner!
 
Damn this thread is PRICELESS!!! Just like that gaywebmaster one lol! Pictures of cocks ROFLLL
 
I dare somebody to send this to one of their AM's!
 
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Facebook doesn't let you send that exact message anymore. Can I change it a little?
 
I am itching to get back on pc to have a go :)
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Nope I won't do it!

WTH first we have the gaywebmaster thing with the pics and now this.

BTW I think this is not cool.
 
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