How would you?

So how would you monetize a site/domain called myaccountislocked.xom ??? Maybe something longterm ?

Provide a service that can phish/recover someone's Facebook or email account . Maybe even Runescape account recovery (doxing). Can't think of anything whitehat + long term.

Anybody else have any ideas ?

Maybe you can provide Video tutorials on Unlocking Accounts.
Perhaps take the mobile route, like how to unlock certain
cell phones and other mobile devices though I'm guessing that
is a pretty competitive Niche just from the quick search I did to
try a provide you with a bit of assistance.
So don't blast my answer-lol
Some of the easier ones could be free of charge and
some of the harder unlocks could require a small fee
or Iphone/Ipad offer completion.
Just throwing some crap against the wall is all I'm
doing here, maybe to get the ole creative juices flowing.

Oh! maybe you can see If the person that sells that popular
ebook to get permanently Banned/Limited paypal accounts back in the
good graces of Paypal will JV With you and you can use that Domain
to sell the ebook for a portion of the proceeds.
Again with the slinging stuff against the wall thing.

Defenitley account recovery for popular services no doubt.

I'd partner with one of those AdSense new account generating services and help people make new AdSense accounts perhaps?
They might pay you a referral commission since those people charge for the AdSense accounts.

Just a thought...

thanks guys-definitely good ideas