How to walk a ferret?

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@TheVigilante in the past I got a giant German snake sweet it was like 6 foot in length so I went into my kitchen saw one of my ferrets carrying around his mouth the 6 foot sweet I was quite impressed he could carry something which was around 3 times the size of his length .

The other ferret during this was trying to steal 10KG worth of popcorn so I saw him dragging by himself the Popcorn pot I was quite impressive to see it in action.
 
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Why a ferret is the perfect golf partner?

I was at the golf course with a ferret before I hit the ball I thought my shot was terrible turns out I, in theory, hit a hole in one I suspect the ferret put my ball down a hole not sure why.

The other guy made a pretty good shot but his ball went missing I suspect the ferret dropped his ball down the pound at the course.

After I won, in theory, the competition me and ferret ate at a fancy restaurant all winning down to the ferret this game match.
 
this thread is madness at it's finest :D
 
this thread is madness at it's finest :D
Just hearing discussing ferret or ferrets related facts.

I already know lots of SEO or programming sort of stuff normally but not really here to learn or talk that much just to discuss why everyone person should get a ferret.

I buy SEO stuff of people every so often but ferrets main real reason for being here.
 
I was cleaning out a house one of my ferrets was walking around he seemed to find two bags of chocolate coin he kept white chocolate coins for some reason prefer white chocolate to black chocolate not sure why but they always steal white chocolate things.

He had in his mouth the Dark chocolate coins as if you like my cut of the robbery ferrets do .

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I got before a giant box of Walker cakes size of like Treasure chest sort of the same size as from pirate movie or so I was just walking about my room then saw two ferrets one at the front pushing the big chest and the other one grabbing the chest box by it's the handle .
 
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Ferrets favorite mainstream brand of cakes seems to be Mr Kipling whenever one of my ferrets seeing a pack or box he gets it stolen very fast such as in the past I ordered like £300 worth of it of so I saw the ferret successful by himself dragging the cake box I guess back to his house to keep secure.

If you want to see a really impressive robbery by a ferret order big box of say Indian food or tasty food or drinks if a ferret or ferrets see it both will grab the box take it to more secure location such as there beds, hide it under blankets or clothing or take cakes or things out the box then hide it under things to low in height for anyone else but they can get it such as I saw one before for example I saw one hide a lot of Manuka honey tubes under a bed I was kind of surprised for ferret being able to fit under like 4 inch space when I measured it but either way he kept over 24 tubes of Manuka honey under the bed.

Every so often one or both would pull a Manuka honey then give me I guess he could trust me with one or two I think.
 
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How you can bring a ferret on a date to test a woman for dating ?

I was out in a city with me plus the woman I think she was Italian if I remember correctly I bought my ferret out to the cafe with me the woman give my ferret I guess the evils which made my ferret angry meaning now ferret did not like the woman.

The ferret grabbed my finger with his mouth then basically told me to dump her the woman seemed confused she offered me a cake or other things but I decided to follow my ferret guidance so I left the place never saw the woman again for disrespecting my ferret after that I took my ferret out to a nice Indian place which had some good Chicken Tikka and Korma he ate both foods.
 
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One of my Pakistani friends has more less agreed to become my ferret Indian chef so whenever travelling or things allowed again I will get him Visa made up then he lives in my house I guess in one of my spare rooms then got one of the important things a ferret wants or needs a chef.

We discussed many types of Indian or Pakistani food he can cook a lot of stuff so he knows the food my ferret likes such as he can make Chicken Tikka,Korma, Buttery and many more forms of stuff the ferrets like.

One of my Russian ladies got me someone to send my ferret's camel milk as well as someone based in Saint Petersburg
 
Lol that’s a cute looking perret
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Thanks.

I even join some weeks a video call with other people who own ferrets or do SEO to talk SEO or solve SEO issues or problems such as in the past we solved the medic update.
 
In the past I bought big box of mini tooth paste the kind you use for travelling or get at hotels I had like 60 of them I kept wondering why they kept going missing after going down from 100 to like 1 left I was watching my polecat run after with the toothpaste container in his mouth I found out he stored for some reason the other 99 in a walk-in closet no idea what ferret needs 99 toothpastes for .
 
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I am going to cover here all the most interesting or funny things I have seen ferrets steal so far

  1. Cakes all kinds more less such as German,ItalianBritish,American,Spanish,Chinese,Japanese,Beligum,Jamaican,Indian,Pakistani,Nigerian,Ghanian,Zambian,Mexica,South America,Thailand,France,Poland.
  2. Money from the UK,USA,China,USSR,European Union,Germany,France
  3. Razors or Razar blades
  4. Noodles
  5. Chocolate bars
  6. Beds
  7. Blankets
  8. Sleeping bags
  9. Tea or Coffee
  10. Energy Drinks
  11. Whiskey
  12. Beer
  13. Cider
  14. Rice Wine
  15. Grape Wines
  16. Videogames
  17. Musical instruments such as Electic guitars,Drums,Piano one tried to style the cool 1900 style of them before
  18. Skateboard
  19. Football
  20. Pool cues or Pool Chalk
  21. Toothpaste
  22. One tried to steal a giant Butcher knife no idea what he needed it for .
  23. Gym equipment such as I saw one trying to steal 20 KG weight no idea why that's of use for a ferret
  24. shoes or slippers
  25. Belts
  26. Paint pots
  27. Art
  28. One Stole my Assassin Knife I have makes me wonder if he was planning to jump someone same night
  29. Milk any form they will steal more less
  30. Pizzas
  31. Medicine any form more less such as I saw one carry by himself around £2000 worth of the stuff before.
  32. Gold Ring I think it was 20 Carat Gold
  33. Screwdriver or hammer.
If something goes missing in your house and you have ferret check his bed they often sleep on top of stuff they steal to keep safe I guess such as I found before in one bed a lot of money,screwdriver,Engineering tool and also ring ring before.
 
How do ferrets develop trust towards other ferrets or make sure ferret right guy or girl?

Ferrets whenever they re see the other hob or jill they put head up the other backside sort of area then smell to make sure right friend or guy it seems a bit funny but I have seen both smell the other one backside at the same time even if they are still with the other 24 hours a day they still smell the other to make sure right person with them not fake friend or enemy of some kind it's kind of funny or interesting to see them do it all the time more less
 
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I am going to cover here all the most interesting or funny things I have seen ferrets steal so far

  1. Cakes all kinds more less such as German,ItalianBritish,American,Spanish,Chinese,Japanese,Beligum,Jamaican,Indian,Pakistani,Nigerian,Ghanian,Zambian,Mexica,South America,Thailand,France,Poland.
  2. Money from the UK,USA,China,USSR,European Union,Germany,France
  3. Razors or Razar blades
  4. Noodles
  5. Chocolate bars
  6. Beds
  7. Blankets
  8. Sleeping bags
  9. Tea or Coffee
  10. Energy Drinks
  11. Whiskey
  12. Beer
  13. Cider
  14. Rice Wine
  15. Grape Wines
  16. Videogames
  17. Musical instruments such as Electic guitars,Drums,Piano one tried to style the cool 1900 style of them before
  18. Skateboard
  19. Football
  20. Pool cues or Pool Chalk
  21. Toothpaste
  22. One tried to steal a giant Butcher knife no idea what he needed it for .
  23. Gym equipment such as I saw one trying to steal 20 KG weight no idea why that's of use for a ferret
  24. shoes or slippers
  25. Belts
  26. Paint pots
  27. Art
  28. One Stole my Assassin Knife I have makes me wonder if he was planning to jump someone same night
  29. Milk any form they will steal more less
  30. Pizzas
  31. Medicine any form more less such as I saw one carry by himself around £2000 worth of the stuff before.
  32. Gold Ring I think it was 20 Carat Gold
  33. Screwdriver or hammer.
If something goes missing in your house and you have ferret check his bed they often sleep on top of stuff they steal to keep safe I guess such as I found before in one bed a lot of money,screwdriver,Engineering tool and also ring ring before.
A piano?? Are you high brozzer?
 
A piano?? Are you high brozzer?
No ferrets are incredibly strong don't let their small body size or bodyweight full they are incredible strong like mini bodybuilder for strength levels. I would weigh I guess around 13 stone over being diabetic one by himself drag me 6 inches before I got off the mud I would easily outweigh a Piano I think.
 
That's me showing you some ferrets stealing while talking about how they do it. https://www.loom.com/share/539e8c2e6e78455aa2209f53fb5b4761
 
I would agree he may look slim and weak but trust me they pack serious muscles.

I will try and get a camera in the next few weeks I will purposely take a fall in the mud to see if it's possible to record him drag me off the mud the more aggressive one of my ferrets
 
I wish I have one. Ferrets are know snake hunters. We got a couple of cobras getting lost in our backyard. 2 of my cats were bitten and died.
 
Ferrets top skills

  1. Stealing
  2. Hiding
  3. Dancing
  4. Getting to sleep
  5. Keeping things secure
  6. Strategic thinking
 
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