How to walk a ferret?
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I suspect some of you seen them before when people make giant Jaffa cakes one which is like the size of 12 pizzas or bigger someone I guess just made it a ferret saw it the ferret grabbed the jaffacake I think it happened in America after the guy cooked the Jaffacake the ferret saw the jaffacake grabbed it then run off with it I guess the ferret ate it since I never heard an update of it was on Youtube I can remember before.
If you ever want to try and buy a ferret try and get as young as possible this may not make sense to you but a lot of breeders do stupid or bad things to ferret such as
When I got Tsar ferret he was about the size of like hamster being at most hamsters sort of sizes like 5 inches but now he's like 3 feet in length someone dropped him at my house who was carried in a hoodie which I found kind of interesting way to delivery a ferret in a hoodie jacket
The other guy I got Crommarty he was a little bit bigger than him but he grow like 6 inches to around 2,3foot in length but like the other guy, he took his body length or growth fast down to the right diet or lifestyle overall.
IF you get ferret who not being feed right one can die any moment as a baby ferret, for example, a healthy ferret can live between 10 to 16 years if you get one on the right diet or lifestyle.
Un feed or well one can basically pass away instant for example I found on a Facebook group a while ago I thought was a joke but American based ferret vet recommends all ferrets eat Quaker Porridge Oats instead of meat, I thought it was joke but he actually does that to all people who go to his vet patience he suggests they all eat that food which will end up shorting a ferret life or even kill one since it has no meat in it .
I saw a 19-year guy posted about why meat bad for ferrets but instead the recommended food of choice is Quaker Porridge oats as stated by his vet I thought was joking or being sarcastic since it sounded to stupid to be real but he was serious by that meaning his ferret probably never reached even 1 year old.
Ferret years work like this human year 1 year in Human year for ferrets equals 8 years or for 2 human years equals 16 years in Ferrets for 10-year-old ferret is basically aged 80 in ferret years.
Weak fur or ferret fur which looks very weak or thin means he's probably never being feed enough unless they have a health condition but if you get healthy ferret young one they should not really develop any health conditions normally such as some can get cancer but that's normally down to bad breeding forms or bad food as a ferret baby often.
- Give them no food or tiny amounts of food or water
- Put them homes covered in muck or poop or other things
When I got Tsar ferret he was about the size of like hamster being at most hamsters sort of sizes like 5 inches but now he's like 3 feet in length someone dropped him at my house who was carried in a hoodie which I found kind of interesting way to delivery a ferret in a hoodie jacket
The other guy I got Crommarty he was a little bit bigger than him but he grow like 6 inches to around 2,3foot in length but like the other guy, he took his body length or growth fast down to the right diet or lifestyle overall.
IF you get ferret who not being feed right one can die any moment as a baby ferret, for example, a healthy ferret can live between 10 to 16 years if you get one on the right diet or lifestyle.
Un feed or well one can basically pass away instant for example I found on a Facebook group a while ago I thought was a joke but American based ferret vet recommends all ferrets eat Quaker Porridge Oats instead of meat, I thought it was joke but he actually does that to all people who go to his vet patience he suggests they all eat that food which will end up shorting a ferret life or even kill one since it has no meat in it .
I saw a 19-year guy posted about why meat bad for ferrets but instead the recommended food of choice is Quaker Porridge oats as stated by his vet I thought was joking or being sarcastic since it sounded to stupid to be real but he was serious by that meaning his ferret probably never reached even 1 year old.
Ferret years work like this human year 1 year in Human year for ferrets equals 8 years or for 2 human years equals 16 years in Ferrets for 10-year-old ferret is basically aged 80 in ferret years.
Weak fur or ferret fur which looks very weak or thin means he's probably never being feed enough unless they have a health condition but if you get healthy ferret young one they should not really develop any health conditions normally such as some can get cancer but that's normally down to bad breeding forms or bad food as a ferret baby often.
Could be ferrets had haddock for dinner tonight .
I am in talks with an Indian lady and a Russian lady about getting me some tasty for my ferrets stuff sent from either country fairly soon.
Ferrets also use Pool tables as sleep locations not too sure why it makes a good bed but if a ferret sees one they can do a dance or slap balls down holes or steal cue balls some reason they prefer stealing clueballs but normally leave of other balls not sure why.
I had one who loved to steal my French Cueball a fairly expensive one whenever he would be around my house see the ball he would grab it then hide it or grab it then try and take it back to his house maybe to keep safe or secure not sure.
He was very into as well stealing Predator sticks whenever he saw one he would grab with his mouth then drag it downstairs back to his bed or move or hide cues he believes I guess important or expensive such I kept losing cues turns out both them stored I guess for me like 30 of them still no idea what they need them for.
The ferret will simply lie on their belly on a table or sleep down pool ball holes never made much sense to me why it's a good idea to sleep with your head down a hole but they seem to like it either way.
I had one who loved to steal my French Cueball a fairly expensive one whenever he would be around my house see the ball he would grab it then hide it or grab it then try and take it back to his house maybe to keep safe or secure not sure.
He was very into as well stealing Predator sticks whenever he saw one he would grab with his mouth then drag it downstairs back to his bed or move or hide cues he believes I guess important or expensive such I kept losing cues turns out both them stored I guess for me like 30 of them still no idea what they need them for.
The ferret will simply lie on their belly on a table or sleep down pool ball holes never made much sense to me why it's a good idea to sleep with your head down a hole but they seem to like it either way.
Ferret love to dance to Metal music for example of some they like include
Cannibal Corpse
Iron Maiden
Alestorm
Papa Roach
Sometimes ferret dance solo style other times they dance together which can be quite interesting where both say jump together or do like the ferret version of the worm dance.
Ferrets can still steal when dancing such as I saw one doing his dance steal a pack of nerds or starburst before during his dance.
Cannibal Corpse
Iron Maiden
Alestorm
Papa Roach
Sometimes ferret dance solo style other times they dance together which can be quite interesting where both say jump together or do like the ferret version of the worm dance.
Ferrets can still steal when dancing such as I saw one doing his dance steal a pack of nerds or starburst before during his dance.
@UnusualSubstance
Some of you seemed interested in ferret robbery or ideas behind if a ferret likes you enough they will when they steal thing kind of like give you a cut for example one of my ferrets was in my Strawberry plant area so he pulled out a Strawberry and give it to me.
Some of the gifts or things ferrets got me include
Some of you seemed interested in ferret robbery or ideas behind if a ferret likes you enough they will when they steal thing kind of like give you a cut for example one of my ferrets was in my Strawberry plant area so he pulled out a Strawberry and give it to me.
Some of the gifts or things ferrets got me include
- Money Pound coins,£10,£20,£50, foreign currency such as Chinese money, Korean money and Russian money,Indian money among other forms
- Fruit or vegetables such as one give me not sure why giant carrot
- A fancy musical instrument from like the 1950's I guess he found in my house in semi abandoned part from the past owner
- If it gets colder or snows, if you don't wear a enough clothing sometimes a ferret, will find a hat then give it to you such as one grabbed a beanie hat then put it on my hands
- Indian food
- Mexican food
- Mini bottle of a whiskey kind of like shot glass sort of size of it
- gloves
- slippers
- Fruit seeds
- belts
- Paintings
- mini fridge
- Gamegear
- Snes
- Medicine
- Honey
- Tea or Coffee
- Banana Twinkie cake
- Jelly Babies
Just received an email from someone saying my Ferrets main presents should in theory get here today they have food and drinks from the following countries
Russia
Japan
China
United Kingdom
Netherlands
India
America
Pakistan
Russia
Japan
China
United Kingdom
Netherlands
India
America
Pakistan
This is how ferrets play hide and seek a bit different others for the rules they play by instead
I had moved into a new house so I never got around to doing some floor fixing jobs so one of my polecats decided it was his job to play hide and seek with me in his case he decided to hide down a ho;e so I started seeing a ferret head come out the ground fast kind of like how Walk a mole game works for the speed his head or body can come out the hole.
One of the time he came out of the hole he grabbed a Battenberg cake to steal and eat then bought it down the hole to keep himself feed.
While that was going on he started eating it then I grabbed him then he gives me 1950's style of Celtic Jewellery I guess he found it underground then give me as kind of like my cut of his robbery job.
I found when checked his position he had as well down the hole 2litre container of Tikka Sauce and also a big sandwich
- Find something to steal
- Find something good to eat or drink
- When you hide it's job to find the other person instead
I had moved into a new house so I never got around to doing some floor fixing jobs so one of my polecats decided it was his job to play hide and seek with me in his case he decided to hide down a ho;e so I started seeing a ferret head come out the ground fast kind of like how Walk a mole game works for the speed his head or body can come out the hole.
One of the time he came out of the hole he grabbed a Battenberg cake to steal and eat then bought it down the hole to keep himself feed.
While that was going on he started eating it then I grabbed him then he gives me 1950's style of Celtic Jewellery I guess he found it underground then give me as kind of like my cut of his robbery job.
I found when checked his position he had as well down the hole 2litre container of Tikka Sauce and also a big sandwich
I got asked to cover how a ferret would be in theory your security guard or bodyguard.
My guy Tsar he stands out of his bed like watch man he's planning a few things doing this
Ferret can easy outrun any man or woman so one can outrun the ferret in all cases more less.
Let's say you live near water or pound the guy gets into the water to make a getaway well ferrets can swim very well as too so the person can't get away plus ferrets body can float so they don't need to swim to stay above the water.
The only thing you have to watch if the ferret gets to into dealing punishment to your house robber the ferret may try and kill him so be away if the ferret attacks your robber you maybe have to try and relax the ferret such as give him some Indian food which he will also give it was reward for his good deed as well.
My guy Tsar he stands out of his bed like watch man he's planning a few things doing this
- What to steal
- What food for me
- Anything interesting going on
Ferret can easy outrun any man or woman so one can outrun the ferret in all cases more less.
Let's say you live near water or pound the guy gets into the water to make a getaway well ferrets can swim very well as too so the person can't get away plus ferrets body can float so they don't need to swim to stay above the water.
The only thing you have to watch if the ferret gets to into dealing punishment to your house robber the ferret may try and kill him so be away if the ferret attacks your robber you maybe have to try and relax the ferret such as give him some Indian food which he will also give it was reward for his good deed as well.
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How could a ferret robbery work with 10 of them plus me,@Blackhat Lifter @clock @UnusualSubstance ,@Willyfish
We would each have 2 ferrets with us.
We would go to a big BBQ but come separate to make it look like we are not connected in any way.
The BBQ would have 1000 people excluding us including the following things for the ferrets to steal
We would all take a fake name such as I would take a German name since I can speak or act German well.
Blackhat pretend to be English
Clock act Russian
UnusualSubstance act Japenese to play the role of one of them.
While we all go to the BBQ we act the role of the BBQ guy where we act all are picked race or people during it such as me answering German or Germanic related questions for me .
While that's going on the ferrets will be watching what's going on and be eating food once they all feed well enough it's time to get the job done by ferrets.
They will wait until most people are drunk or asleep now time to get the robbery job done.
Once the ferrets got the stuff stolen one or both will grab you by his teeth softly to tell you time to leave the BBQ where they will take you to the stolen stuff then you and the ferrets grab the stuff and put it into a Suitcase then we will all on different routes head to Airport and part away after a job done well enough for me head to India with my money then retire to the Indian lifestyle.
That's basic of how ferrets would rob a BBQ or something else.
We would each have 2 ferrets with us.
We would go to a big BBQ but come separate to make it look like we are not connected in any way.
The BBQ would have 1000 people excluding us including the following things for the ferrets to steal
- Phones
- Computers
- Foods
- Expensive food or clothing
- Gold or other Diamonds
We would all take a fake name such as I would take a German name since I can speak or act German well.
Blackhat pretend to be English
Clock act Russian
UnusualSubstance act Japenese to play the role of one of them.
While we all go to the BBQ we act the role of the BBQ guy where we act all are picked race or people during it such as me answering German or Germanic related questions for me .
While that's going on the ferrets will be watching what's going on and be eating food once they all feed well enough it's time to get the job done by ferrets.
They will wait until most people are drunk or asleep now time to get the robbery job done.
Once the ferrets got the stuff stolen one or both will grab you by his teeth softly to tell you time to leave the BBQ where they will take you to the stolen stuff then you and the ferrets grab the stuff and put it into a Suitcase then we will all on different routes head to Airport and part away after a job done well enough for me head to India with my money then retire to the Indian lifestyle.
That's basic of how ferrets would rob a BBQ or something else.
Willyfish
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I agree, you can mention @TheVigilante too, he said he is jealous that you always mention me but never him, he loves ferrets.
Really?
Willyfish
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Yes he told me that he is sad you mention me and clock but never him, you must tag him more dude..
I would agree I know of a ferret who's meant to sleep on $50,000 worth of Jewellery each night
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