Bro, your cooked. For making money online you need basically a business, 30 days to wait after your first sale before you get any money, through every payment gateway. You need to pretty much pay for any asset to do anything with like buy domains and hosting.
How did people make money before the internet? this is what you need to find, you litteraly can't just "pop online and make a few bucks" to get out of a siutation if you have no experiance of working in this industry, (there are jobs that pay for easy experience compared like cleaning, or serving).
There will be places in your city that pay cash by the day for help. Go find them, and use your computer mobile and skills to do so. Good luck.
