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How To Make at least $7.25 p/hour

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by evilclown, Feb 12, 2013.

  1. evilclown

    evilclown Senior Member

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    Many people go about posting how to make $5-$10 a day. I will tell you how to make $7.25 per hour. So if you are not making money online, this is for you.

    1) Move to United States
    2) Apply at McDonals
    3) Get paid the minimum federal
    4) Collect Weekly

    While this might look like joke is the truth.
     
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    ferma231 Elite Member

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    Then invest it properly and make more ;)
     
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    mickyfu Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Hows about this one. Make pointless posts on a forum. Lock your answer with a content locker, and people who are thick enough to click on your post maybe thick enough to unlock you content. Once unlocked, direct them to Maccy's application form.
     
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    drywallrob Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Mods, hurry and move this method to the VIP section. We don't want it to get out...
     
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  5. ardvark

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    How was your shift at Mcdonalds today? Busy?
     
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    rere003 Newbie

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    wow $7.25=8h work here -_-

    Sent from my GT-S5360 using Tapatalk 2
     
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    You're just forgeting that A) you need a passport with work approved or you have to go as immigrant, B) you have to pay for the transport all the way and/or plane ticket, and in case of illegal ways of entering you will probably pay 3 to 5 times more then a plane ticket, C) you need a place to live, D) you need money for food and all other necessities.

    In resume whoever goes for it will arrive with more debts then earnings lol regardless gl.
     
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    Open a MACd in your home kitchen and start selling to yourself is weridiidididi idea.
     
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    I wanna hire you, you good with SEO? j/k!

     
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  10. Furious George

    Furious George Supreme Member Premium Member

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    10 dollars a day for passive income could make a car payment for some. It's more than most people even think about making online.

    I totally agree with you. :)

    There was a thread a while back about a guy who wanted to work really, really hard for 5 dollars a day. I told him I'd pay him ten, and even give him a place to live. lol...
     
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    Or instead go to Canada and make $10.25....
     
  12. evilclown

    evilclown Senior Member

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    EEEWWW Canada. No one likes to live in Canada, not even Canadians.
     
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    back2basics Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    You can scale this method up with a fake mustache, working the same schedule, and always saying the other guy is in the bathroom.
     
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  14. evilclown

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    Good luck scaling at mcD's, after you learn how to make $10 you can do the same thing 10 times and you're at $100 :\
     
  16. evilclown

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    ROFL some one just -rep me for this WTF? People got no sense of humor this days. Gosh.
     
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    It's not that they don't have sense of humor but it's that you think you're smart arse opening a thread that everyone saw 378 times here by some other wanna be smart arses. Actually, as soon as I saw the thread title I would bet my head it's another smart arse opening thread about McDonalds job that he probably copied from some other smart arse on thos or other forum and thought he'll be cool with posting it.

    Well, you're not smart arse and look like one good for McDonalds. Nothing disrespective to McDonalds workers though, any fair job is one to respect.
     
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    Lets move To LONDON???
    What say?
     
  19. evilclown

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    Why so cereal? And the word you looking for is Smart Ass, you Smart Arse.
     
  20. evilclown

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    It's over crowded.