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How To Hack Your Neighbors PC (could make $)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Doctor, Jun 25, 2011.

  1. The Doctor

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    If you're neighbors are out and they have a wireless network, you can backtrace their router's firewall encryption and then base64_metasploit their nmap protocol granting you uid=500 (Jerry), gid=500 (guest) access on their remote box.
    After you have guest access you need to exploit their hard box cpu and overclock it to 6.5 ghz causing it to buffer overflow the colonel's stereo and stealing their music with the mp3 tool built in with commodore-64 joomla framework. Once you have the colonel's mp4 playlist you can brute force his ebook collection until you get an error. Copy and paste this error into photoshop and save it as a .bat file, then move it to the desktop and rename it to a php file. Upload it to your minecraft server and then dump the sql database and save it on your desktop as a .cfm - then move it to the trashcan and delete it.
    Now you have access to your minecraft server you can get off the computer climb over the fence, break his window. Then turn his computer on, install lunix, bonzi buddy and comet cursor. Then disable the LILO GUI and remove GNU/Google.

    You then have full access to his email backtrace so he dun goofed up.
     
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  2. breakpoint

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    HAHA what a random read
     
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  3. Subsonic

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    You should write an e-book and sell it on DP or WF :D
     
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    I tried didn't work, can you add some photos so it will be easier to follow :D
     
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    This is EPIC!

    The sad part is that there are people who really talk this way to try to impress you.

    The solution is to make your right hand into a fist and turn your palm towards you. Then you bring the third finger from the left into a vertical position.

    This trick NEVER fails...you should try it sometime.

    Cheers
     
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  6. flymethod

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    [This post has been backtraced. The consequences will never be the same. Sincerely, Cyber Police]
     
  7. tymillz

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    Glad I didn't shoot first then ask questions. Lol. I almost banned you.
     
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    sell the guide to WF :cool: it may actually be better than what people have been writting there
     
  9. JohnsonDaniel

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    I think you need to make a video tutorial so we can properly understand what you have taught us.
    If you don't mind, I'm also going to PM you with mine and my neighbor's addresses, as I'd really prefer to get you to do this for me :baby09:

    LOL
     
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    Is this supposed to be funny? There are so many posts calling itself satire these days.
     
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    hmm i cant really see the point in this. id rather be more neighborly
     
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    somewhat funny :p
     
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    HAHAHAHA .. epic! :D
     
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    It was a tad bit original. Better than the thread I always see pop up saying make 10k in seconds kkkkkkkkk.
     
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    Absurdity of the post was so epic that I LOL'd hard! In my opinion this was great entertainment and this is The Lounge so I see no problem with the post. At first I thought that OP was bragging for rep or spamming the forum..!
     
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    The last time I tried that he sent a reverse super syn flood bucket with UDP fellatio
    and tcp/ip flagellation, he then tunnelled beneath our shared connection, exposed his
    trojan and spent the next three days probing my ports and sniffing my packets.
     
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  17. tymillz

    tymillz Super Moderator Staff Member Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    @Subsonic, if that is really you in your avatar and you are really under my bed with a machine gun pointed at my feet, you may get a bit more than thanks and rep from me.

    Jk.
     
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    haha...you buy that, well i don't....it's a crap :baby09:
     
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    How do you save a .bat file in Photoshop? Can anyone please help me??


    Code:
    <img src="trollface.jpg" />
     
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