If you're neighbors are out and they have a wireless network, you can backtrace their router's firewall encryption and then base64_metasploit their nmap protocol granting you uid=500 (Jerry), gid=500 (guest) access on their remote box. After you have guest access you need to exploit their hard box cpu and overclock it to 6.5 ghz causing it to buffer overflow the colonel's stereo and stealing their music with the mp3 tool built in with commodore-64 joomla framework. Once you have the colonel's mp4 playlist you can brute force his ebook collection until you get an error. Copy and paste this error into photoshop and save it as a .bat file, then move it to the desktop and rename it to a php file. Upload it to your minecraft server and then dump the sql database and save it on your desktop as a .cfm - then move it to the trashcan and delete it. Now you have access to your minecraft server you can get off the computer climb over the fence, break his window. Then turn his computer on, install lunix, bonzi buddy and comet cursor. Then disable the LILO GUI and remove GNU/Google. You then have full access to his email backtrace so he dun goofed up.