How to exact revenge without getting caught?

Hello there! I found a similar question on here from way back in '09. Got some good ideas. (I'm leaning toward the magazine subscription "bill me later" route)...unfortunately in the Information Age, f--king with someone without facing fines or jail time has become infinitely more difficult. While we can more easily find info on people, that goes both ways. So what's the 2022 update? Remember: 2 factor authentication, camera doorbells, etc. The person doesn't even know I know what they've done and I'd like to keep it that way. Cliff notes version: started seeing someone, asked all the right questions to make sure we were on the same page, asked if we would be free to see other people, basically offered to do no-strings for a while, dude refuses and claims undying love and loyalty to me, switches up and starts pretending I don't exist after a month, then I find out he's been f--king another coworker right under my nose (we all worked the same place), worse thing is everyone knew and no one told me until I quit working there (for unrelated reason). A confrontation is too easy for this P.O.S. I was finally starting to feel happy and optimistic again after 3 years of trying to recover from an abusive relationship and some other issues.

Tell him you're pregnant, that will show him.

The best revenge in your case would be winning in life. Be better, be bigger and be happier. No point in wasting your time and energy for a revenge.

I'll be the second* one to say it, the best revenge you can take is moving on from this person as soon as possible. The longer you spend time thinking of ways of "revenge" or about them in general they are winning. I know it's hard and they meant something to you at one point, but the fact of the matter is they clearly don't have the same level of appreciation towards you as you do them and in my experience, this is something that can never be salvaged in a relationship when it reveals itself

SWIM ordered a truck full of manure to be emptied early morning in a person's lawn. True story...

Never tell them your next move

Third person to tell you this, move on and ignore them, noting better than that.

This went from digital gangster to Dr. Phil real quick. What the fuck is this post? I'd go fuck another guy if you just want NSA. If you want to act crazy I'd pay a homeless guy to shit on his car every few weeks, I don't know man. I like crazy though. How you doing girl?

You girls do that to guys all the time. You're silly for seeking revenge. Start another relationship or quit the dating market.

Alexion said:

Tell him you're pregnant, that will show him.

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This might be the most fun way to fck with him, 7-8 month of fckd up mind .. Love this, it is BlackHat.

See all these guys that replied to you on this thread? You should listen to them, they're geniuses.

I couldnt even finish reading what you wrote. About half way through reading your junk i got lost, couldnt figure if i was coming or going, and then gave up.

You should research paragraphs. I was taught paragraphs in 1st or 2nd grade in elementary school. Paragraphs are pretty sexy. You should look into them. My best advice.