How to do a Shooting C*m-shot...

Seriously some of you guys TMI!! We don't need to know about you sexual dysfunctions XD

OK can the OP help me out I am a sperm launch expert that's fires out with such power and velocity that the sperm then morphs into a space capsule goes and circles around the moon three times then returns to have earth 6 weeks later but the landing was not a soft landing and it had then morphed back into sperm but landed with such force that my wife's mouth was blown out killing her instantly

Can the OP fix that problem before I get a new wife!:questionm

Oh man, this was a funny read! Good thing I just burned one while I am watching files upload. Good way to kill some time. That actually is some pretty good copy writing going on. Really, its not too much of a niche market either. If you are a guy, there is a strong chance you will at least read through the copy and it will spur an interest. Well I wouldn't pay for it, but its free I think I'm going to download it.
Then the next time im with the gf, I'll make her stand on the other side of the room and see what happens. Who knows?
Maybe this guy will come out with another ebook "How To Get Your Load To Orbit" Then I wouldn't even have to leave home. I'd call GF,
"hey why don't you open your window, and stand by it"
'Ok, honey but why?"
"Just wait a minute"
SPLAT
"WTF? WAS THAT?" GF
"Oh honey, I've been working on the long distance relationship, and I read this great ebook on how to get my load to orbit, kind of like a ballistic missile"
"Ugh, you lazy.... cant even take the time to drive 10 mins to my house" GF

beazt said:

I think one important point was left out, which goes like this:

Disclaimer: This Ebook is aimed at retards.

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Dude, which Ebook isn't?

Thesmashge always brings up weird stuff to the table. Nice to have you around mate!that has got me thinking about how these common preselling tactics are the same, you just change the niche.