How To Destroy Your Business

Following the sad passing of Queen Elizabeth II (I'm presuming that's ok to mention since she wasn't affiliated to a political party), a chip shop owner in the north of Scotland was a petulant, idiot and doing a derogatory chant outside her shop.

A few things have happened since the. She's been arrested, and her chip shop has been decimated.
However, her GMB page has been absolutely trashed with 1 star reviews. Even whilst writing this, the negative reviews are ramping up.

If you have a business, for crying out loud don't throw it away by being an absolute loser. This owner has now all lost her business because she let her vile thoughts spew forth.

She really should have known better than doing it in Scotland, we don't stand for this BS

She was a clown. Her trust pilot page has some absolute gold 1 star reviews.

Such as:

"I'd rather s**t in a roll and gulp it down and wash it down with a hot pint of p*ss that's been left in direct sunlight than frequent this s**thole ever again."

Brilliant.

Lol is this for real?

"The Place was disgusting as soon as we walked in. The owner was pulling a load of fish from the fryer when we arrived,she proceeded to break wind on every single piece of fish she put into the cabinet. We also witnessed her urinating in the vinegar bottles to top them up,the rat asleep in the scraps was the final straw. We left without ordering and left her scratching her ring piece with a wooden fork. Disgusting."

UnusualSubstance said:

She was a clown. Her trust pilot page has some absolute gold 1 star reviews.

Such as:

"I'd rather s**t in a roll and gulp it down and wash it down with a hot pint of p*ss that's been left in direct sunlight than frequent this s**thole ever again."

Brilliant.

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That's a belter of a review.
As is the one "brown sauce n pubes".

This is why I love ORM. You can get an excellent laugh from some of the feedback.

@ProductionsDream that one is golden too. Whoever she takes on to rebuild her presence online, they've got a struggle on their hands. Especially when she scratches her ring with a wooden fork, it's a bad way to get a splinter!

Ozzyzig said:

That's a belter of a review.
As is the one "brown sauce n pubes".

This is why I love ORM. You can get an excellent laugh from some of the feedback.

@ProductionsDream that one is golden too. Whoever she takes on to rebuild her presence online, they've got a struggle on their hands. Especially when she scratches her ring with a wooden fork, it's a bad way to get a splinter!

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The ORM world is new to me lol.

Been laughing for 10 or more minutes just reading the reviews.

Some seem made up, I mean does a place like this really exist? Seems taken out of a movie or something.

ProductionsDream said:

The ORM world is new to me lol.

Been laughing for 10 or more minutes just reading the reviews.

Some seem made up, I mean does a place like this really exist? Seems taken out of a movie or something.

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Even before she had her faux pas last September, there were people that are unhappy with her service and the quality of food.

In Glasgow and Edinburgh, there's some takeaways that really are like that.
This one in particular https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Resta...6759-Reviews-Best_Kebab-Glasgow_Scotland.html

I've had the misfortune of eating in there and the terrible reviews are true. A work colleague told me about how shit it was, and I honestly thought she was making it up. I've never doubted her since

If you're a business owner, it's best not to have any stance on anything, just be impartial and apathic to everything.