How Old is Everyone?

How old are you?

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It's good to see some mature IMers on the board which brings to mind an old analogy.
When I check it it does reflect on some of the attitude I see on this forum.

Two bulls were up on the hill looking over a heard of cows.
A daddy bull and his young son bull.
The young son says "Lets run down the hill and fuck one of those cows".
The daddy bull replies " No son, let's walk down and fuck all of them".

Lol that is a great analogy right there... These youngsters don't have the capacity to think about the bigger picture.
 
Lol, those old farts. (how they try to show that their age is worth it because they have got experience)

It's good to see some mature IMers on the board which brings to mind an old analogy.
When I check it it does reflect on some of the attitude I see on this forum.

Two bulls were up on the hill looking over a heard of cows.
A daddy bull and his young son bull.
The young son says "Lets run down the hill and fuck one of those cows".
The daddy bull replies " No son, let's walk down and fuck all of them".

You forgot to add that daddy bull needs a Viagra.
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Lol that is a great analogy right there... These youngsters don't have the capacity to think about the bigger picture.

This is some old-listic dumbfuckery, Sir!;)
 
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I am 76........

Call me Grandpa;)

Wow. You were born 4 years before my mother. :o

God bless all you members over 50. I've always gravitated towards older people my entire life much more than people my own age. Like in college I had 2 choices for an internship. Volunteer at a youth rehab facility.... or a senior center. I immediately checked off the senior center.

Anyway, at that time, I had a very serious problem speaking in public. The owner asked me to run Bingo of all things, (on a stage in front of 50+ people) and I was shitting bricks that's how nervous I was.

First time I had to do it, I was shaking, stuttering, nervous as hell... but the members were so cool about it. Instead of the crowd freezing up and getting all awkward on me (like use to happen when I had to give speeches in class) they started cheering and egging me on like "son, you can do it! just announce the numbers! it's not a big deal!"... and they were all sitting there with smiles on their faces..... so I did it.

Believe it or not, announcing Bingo is what ultimately squashed my fear of public speaking. An older crowd is really the best crowd to practice on. And when my internship was finished I was sooo bum'd out, asked the owner "can I still come back once a month for Bingo"? She said "yes". I came back with a brand new Bingo machine, and still do it once a month just to keep my public speaking skills sharp. Plus the fact it's also A LOT of fun. :)


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Wow. You were born 4 years before my mother. :o

God bless all you members over 50. I've always gravitated towards older people my entire life much more than people my own age. Like in college I had 2 choices for an internship. Volunteer at a youth rehab facility.... or a senior center. I immediately checked off the senior center.

Anyway, at that time, I had a very serious problem speaking in public. The owner asked me to run Bingo of all things, (on a stage in front of 50+ people) and I was shitting bricks that's how nervous I was.

First time I had to do it, I was shaking, stuttering, nervous as hell... but the members were so cool about it. Instead of the crowd freezing up and getting all awkward on me (like use to happen when I had to give speeches in college) they started cheering and egging me on like "son, you can do it! just announced the numbers! it's not a big deal!"

Believe it or not, announcing Bingo is what ultimately squashed my fear of public speaking. An older crowd is really the best crowd to practice on. And when my internship was finished I was sooo bum'd out, asked the owner "can I still come back once a month for Bingo"? She said "yes". I came back with a brand new Bingo machine, and still do it once a month just to keep myself public speaking skills sharp. Plus the fact it's also A LOT of fun. :)


-BB

Was just messing, I am 26:D
 
I'm 19, got a few more months left before I'm 20.

Surprising, I know.
 
Surprised at some of your ages, I have this picture in my head of members and what age they might be until I learn their actual age.. I'm 26
 
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