How many pushups can you do?

lots of sex = more upper body strength = more pushups

lots of typing = more upper wrist strength = more masturbation

i quit workin' out and just started having more and more sex out of highschool...its kept me in great shape for over ten years now.

lesson here? make money...but have lots of sex too...and then you can do pushups ALL NIIIIIGHT LOOOOONG...instead of masturbating to your pr0n autoblogs & your paycheck... ;p

hahahaha. i don't care if anyone else laughs, i crack myself up.
lol. Depends on the sex position, mate. Also depends on your partner's weight. If she's too light, it wont bring you enough muscle
 
I can do only like 10... and im still young... should be better :(
 
I can do 5000 in a row if i use some blackhat methods discovered by me :)
 
I forgot how to do push ups since I am in IM'ing Industry.. :)

I used to do 600 -800 Push ups a Day in 6-8 sets. 100 per set. But If you ask me now to do at least 20, I don't think, I will be able do it anymore.
 
CatPushups.gif


Tell you when I'm done...
 
Last edited:
I'm in the military, when we test we have a 1 minute time limit for pushups and situps. I'm 5'11" and weigh 205 lbs. I can do 58 push ups in a minute, probably more, but we max out the score at that point so I stop. Then after a 1 minute rest, I do 55 situps in 1 minute, that maxes out the score for that also.
 
Two summers ago I did xx amount twice a day and increased by 5 in the morning and 5 at night. I think I ended up doing around 270 at the end, but then I just got bored because it took 15 minutes to do them. :D
 
Check out hundredpushups.com

It's a six week program to do 100 push-ups nonstop. I've made it to 45 so far... They also have a sister site for crunches. I like the way their 5-set system works, I might implement it into a free weight routine as well...

Now get back to work ya lazy bums...

I've recently finished this program, was really good. Currently doing about 120
Weight: 200lb Height: 6 foot

-aReJay
 
Back
Top