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How Many BHWers Does it take to change a light Bulb?

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by timchuks87, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. timchuks87

    timchuks87 Junior Member

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    Just One and tonnes of BST services to boot. ;)



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  2. timchuks87

    timchuks87 Junior Member

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    How many LinkBuilders Does it take to Change a light Bulb?

    ANS: Just One And lots of Automation .........
     
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    OldSalt Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I would have said:

    Just one to hold the bulb with tons of BST services to spin the world :D
     
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    how many members try and make a joke and fail at it
    just one
     
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    Ermm.. Okay.. Very.. erm.. good..

    I'm going to get back to listening music and working on my blog now..
    :)
     
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    Would have been better like so:

    Twenty-six! One to create a [Method] and implement it, and 25 to ask repetitive questions about minor crap instead of trying to actually implement said [Method].
     
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  9. genesis311

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    True blackhaters don't chang light bulbs.
    We pay some guy in a third world country $0.75 an hour to change it for us
     
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  10. Richard908

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    I am not going to even try to touch the light bulb until I get a $ deposit up front!
     
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    It should be like this.

    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    => None - It's a hardare problem
     
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    this..:D
     
  13. timchuks87

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    Sounds better rythmic, but digresses from meaning with 'spin the world' part.

    No offence taken, just better sentence structure next time "try to make"

    Now that sounds much better

    So one true blackhatter and a 3rd world blachatter?

    Me & you both
     
  14. Mutikasa

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    the answer my friend is 29:
    1 that will tell the method to change the light bulb
    25 that will ask the questions about the bulb color, size, exact specifications, where to buy it etc..
    1 that will scream to shut the door and put "Jr. Vip" sign on it
    1 that will make eBook from the method, name it "How I changed 1,389 light bulbs in 2 days!!" and sell it on Housewife Warrior forum
    1 that will finally change the bulb
     
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    First lame joke.

    How many BHWers does it take to change a light bulb??

    Only one.... but he will change it 1000 times more than TOS will allow.


    Second lame joke.

    How many BHWers does it take to change a light bulb??

    The answer is easy.... just fill out one of the following 4 great CPA offers to see the answer. your personal info will not be shared with anyone.
     
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    But for the Grammatical mishaps, i thought that was funny!!!

     
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    I mod XRumer to change it for me. It can change 1500 lightbulbs/sec.
     
  18. timchuks87

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    ....... with 40% of those not working, and 20% awaiting approval after blast-fixing !!!!
     
  19. Mutikasa

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    we have to separate dolight bulbs from nolight bulbs.
    also, the spinner would be very useful to spin the bulb.
    And I must say, there's nothing like unique lightning in the room.
     
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    Nobody will take solid action.