How long does it take you to get up?

UrbanSnake

Regular Member

Jul 10, 2024

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• Saturday at 3:20 PM

• #1

I woke up an hour ago, but I'm still on my bed.

How long does it take you to get up and start your day? What is your strategy to finally get up and start your day?

 

Vynith

Junior Member

Jun 5, 2026

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• Saturday at 3:20 PM

• #2

I wake up and jerk off in usually 5 mins.

A good start of my day and then I drink coffee and crack on.

 

Indescribable

Regular Member

Apr 18, 2024

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• Saturday at 3:22 PM

• #3

Depends. Sometimes five minutes, sometimes fifteen.

 

midnight_rider

Registered Member

Apr 13, 2026

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• Saturday at 3:23 PM

• #4

TBH I try to get up within 10–15 minutes—if I stay in bed longer, it just drags the whole morning. What helps is putting the phone away, setting one simple task (like making coffee), and just moving before overthinking it.

 

Venusaur

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Premium Member

Jul 13, 2024

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• Saturday at 3:23 PM

• #5

The last time I got up was two years ago, now I'm using diapers, I have some back sores but walking is for losers, better to stay in my cave scrolling tiktok and pornhub