Dude chill, it was just a joke
The topic is in the lounge.$2000 is a huge target if you don't know anything about making money online. But, it's achievable if you have some special skills like coding for Android or iOS. Sell those skills as a freelancer on UpWork or Freelancer.com get some capital and invest in few small micro niche sites and apps. It won't be faster or easy but you sure will make money
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