how do you score a fat chick?

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    blackma

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    ...piece a cake. :D
     
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  2. Jul 26, 2010
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    jstover77

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    You talk to them. Just like you would pick up a skinny girl. I am sure this may be a little difficult for some of you guys on here though, so you can always kidnap them.
     
  3. Jul 26, 2010
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    blackma

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    I guess they are easier to catch
     
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    TwitterDomination

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    Candy and promises
     
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    spollacs

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    Show them your package. Fat chicks can't deny coz they're havin the time of their life.
     
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    L3G10N

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    You have to offer them what they want... Dinner..
     
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    heavyweight

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    lol nice one :)
     
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    voyevoda

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    Inside every fat girl is a skinny girl... and 80lbs of chocolate. :)
     
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    mudbutt

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    show them your adsense earnings, thatd show them.
     
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    Crixus

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    Hot 'N Now baby.
     
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    joemc

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    Buy them McDonalds.
     
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    tacopalypse

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    the cake is a lie.
    use a harpoon instead.
     
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    jheyslow

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    Any methods that works in skinny girl is still applicable to fat chick. Like use money, fame, looks, tricks, white lies. I found this old tutorial maybe this would help. http://www.textfiles.com/sex/lay-girl.txt
     
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    mani911

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    throw in some serious food :D
     
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    ProfitNow

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    Just Tell them you love them plus Fat chicks are good for using them to spend money on you.. :weigh1:
     
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    kentuckyfriedcourage

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    Just like with any girl, don't be a douche. Talk to her and listen to her and be honest with her. Actually care about what she says. It never fails. You don't always have to go blackhat with girls! Whitehat is better in the long run and won't leave you in a sea of regret.
     
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    The thread was a joke i don't think he needs serious answers
     
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    consciousnesscreates

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    What a bout a carton of butter?
     
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