How do I monetize my webs.com pages?

I'm talking about free pages. They do have this restriction:

What programming languages can I use?

Premium service customers can use CGI/Perl. However, this type of programming is not available for free account holders, nor do we support the use of MySQL, MSACCESS or PHP. You can, however, link to remote scripts from your website.

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I'm a noob, so what I need to know is how to make money from web pages.
Do I sign up as an affiliate and put links on my pages?
If so, what are the best affiliate programs? (can't do porn on webs.com).