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How do I invest 2000$?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by UrsuAke, May 19, 2014.

  1. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Misleading title. How do I invest 1$, do nothing and get a ROI of 10.000$ in 2 months?

    Post your methods/plans here. Let's centralize all the information for all the leeches/lazy people out there.

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  2. pathart

    pathart Senior Member

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    wiv magik :) :) :)
     
  3. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    Abracadabra?

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  4. pxoxrxn

    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    Print 10 resumes and get a job.
     
  5. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    That means you have to work. Remember, working or making any effort whatsoever is not an option.
     
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    pathart Senior Member

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  7. spectrejoe

    spectrejoe Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    you can always be a hooker, no effort at all just lay back and enjoy the ride
     
  8. Commoner

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    Quite an old school style,

    Hire a few content writers, start a sales thread and Bam!!
    An alternative is to buy a GSA tools, offer massive services and Bam!!

    You Cool,
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  9. FBGuru

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    You should invest the money in lights and camera. Talk whatever crap comes on your mind and record them and publish it on youtube. That's what my boss CEOSam taught me.
     
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  10. moeatwa

    moeatwa Regular Member

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    Look for some embarrassing physical ailment like sweaty palms or stinky armpits or something else that's a pain point for people and create an informational product that simply organizes the different ways that they can tackle that sumva'bitch. Give like, $200 to a graphics guy and invest the rest in perfecting a low-CPC PPC campaigning. Voila!
     
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  11. undiesman

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    Buy my latest software [NEW 2014 NO SURVEY NO PASSWORD]Bugatti Veyron Generator.zip
     
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  13. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    That's actually useful lol :)
     
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    loveghost003 Regular Member

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    If I were you I would start with PPV + free offer to capture emails.
    Start with LeadImpact or TrafficTravis both have minimum deposit of $1000 and you can refund you money if you are not happy with the traffic.
    With email list you can do a lot of things. send aff products and make a friendship with them - sell solo ads - send CPA offers of free product samples ..............
     
  15. moeatwa

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    Why so surprised? XD
     
  16. LeanLow

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    Sell your kidney
     
  17. UrsuAke

    UrsuAke Power Member

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    The thread was made as an irony but you guys took it seriously lol. I already saw 2-3 methods that can work.
     
  18. MP123

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    Ditto this comment, I definitely wouldn't know where I would be without CEO Sam, he's how I live in all these luxuries in a motel! living the high life!
     
  19. Mindanao

    Mindanao BANNED BANNED

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    Invest it in your GF. :D
     
  20. XCasper

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    Invest it under a Forex Fund Manager! :D (Im not sure if $1 can do it - but $100 will definitely do!)