So I have been blackhatting for about 6 or 7 months, and at the risk of sounding arrogant, I've gotten pretty good at it. I've carved out a decent income, about double what I make at my day job, and since I am at work all day, I am realistically only putting in an hour or two per day, into my blackhat efforts. Whenever I take a 'sick' day, I get amazing amounts of work done; goals I have had for month get accomplished, and I find myself making strides towards further IM success. Now, ever the blackhatter, I don't want to just 'quit' my job...I would rather get fired, and collect unemployment on top of my increased blackhat earnings. The problem is, I can't get fired for something ridiculous, like taking my pants off at work. So far, this is what I have done to get fired: Consistently late to work Calling in sick more frequently Longer lunches Completely unenthusiastic about work, while I'm there Tell 'customers' that I think they should go with our competition (blowing sales) Missing meetings Not completing company mandated training And yet...they still keep me around. And honestly, I hate my job. So the sooner I get fired, the happier I will be. Any pointers?