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  1. theseodude

    theseodude Regular Member

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    Hello

    so today I had a missed call on my phone, called back, this girl picks up. She asked a couple of relevant questions regarding pricing. so far, completely normal.

    Then, she gets personal. "how old are you?" "do you have a girlfriend?" "you sound really cute" "you should invite me over"...very attractive voice, sounded like one of those hotlines that horny men call to get off.

    What in the hell?
    I doubt that a girl would be attracted to a guy just from a 20 second phone conversation, especially since I talk like a retard.

    so why do you think this girl acted this way?
    1. she needs a green card
    2. she was high
    3. ??

    update: hi guys, I forgot an important detail. she is not in the same city as me. she is 1200 miles away.
     
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  2. Leith

    Leith Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Only one way to find out :) Invite her over, lol.
     
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  3. Getwhatchuwant

    Getwhatchuwant Elite Member

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    Be wary of the hot voices, I have found that they can be very deceiving.
     
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  4. bertbaby

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    Sounds like she wants to barter for the SEO work.
     
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  5. Duffers5000

    Duffers5000 Elite Member

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    99.9% certain she wants to sell you something.....unless word has got out about your 12" pussy hammer !

    I would still offer to drop by for a consultation...gotta chase every lead just in case.
     
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  6. Junkfood00

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    lmao - some females can get desperate like men that they'd do anything. I bet she's not that much attractive but ask for a few pictures to see if she qualifies.
     
  7. Khakhat

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    She seems to be a jerk. But I think these type of posts gave you some negative rep in past ;)
     
  8. ferma231

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    Invite her over and look for her on-site work, if its okey then work with her

    If you know what i mean :D
     
  9. subster

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    Almost every tome I had a sexy voice on the phone it was a big girl. So if you are the type of guy that likes that... invite her!
     
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  10. Qokaine

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    worst comes to worse shes ugly or fat, or both. have fun op!
     
  11. Beingakrant

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    OP got -13 REP Makes sense? Go on, keep starting such horny threads.

    Believe me, She was most probably trolling you.

    Cheers :)
     
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  12. AzonGeek

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    Girls doing prank calls ;) May be she is your GF's friend :p
     
  13. thesuperappraiser

    thesuperappraiser Newbie

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    Was she like a secretary or something?
     
  14. IamNRE

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    Where is the bartman when you need him?

    I think you got yourself a t-whore....

    its like e-whore 2.0!
     
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    Daaaaaaaaaaang this is starting to sound like a pron movie

    fap *ahh*

    short but sweet
     
  16. Beingakrant

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    Bartman is a legendary member. He must be busy doing a legendary deed. Wait a minute. Did I say legendary deed? ;)
     
  17. thetrustedzone

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    one of your competitors paid for her to call you and destroy your business
     
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  18. squidkai1

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    You know those emails you get where they try to get your address, bank account routing #, etc.

    This is the phone version of that email....
     
  19. cledin

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    that was prob me, I always start new seo conversations in my sexy girl voice then on call two confuse the bajesus out of them by being myself "a man with a somewhat deep voice". So sorry for the confusion. I feel this really gets the true nature out of potential business partners

    :helpdesk:
     
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  20. KeyzDT

    KeyzDT Power Member

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    wants a good price