Holy Shit I WON!!!

Smitty

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I just got this email... looks like I won't be seeing you guys for a while.
Looks like I just won 2.5 million, I'm going on vacation.





CATEGORY "A" WINNER
Batch No.998/7890/543
Ref No.512/333/765
Ticket/Series No.SPL77734
Amount Won: $2,500,000.00 USD

Attn: Lucky Winner,

Upon the conclusion of our recent e-lottery draws, your email address was picked from an exclusive list of 150,000 email addresses generated from an internet resource data base.

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $2,500,000.00(Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).

To file for the processing of your prize sum payment, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:
*************************************
Name: Brian Hoofman
Email: [email protected]
Tel: 0031-619-289-659
Fax: 0031-847-129-924
*************************************
You are advice to provide him with the following information and a copy of your international passport or driver's license via email attachment or by fax for vetting process which is a standard practice just to ensure that we are dealing with the right individual.

Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

NOTE: Ensure to quote your Reference Numbers in all your communication with your claims agent. All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days, thereafter unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Mary Van Dotcha
Lottery Coordinator.
 
Wow wow wow!
Better call Mrs. Mary Van Dotcha A-SAP!!! Bet ya don't even remember entering the lottery, do you, ya silly.. Enjoy the riches man :D
 
I'll give you each 500k because you were the first two to respond.

Congrats...

I just need your Soc Number, Bank Account Number, Address and anything else that would help me steal your identity.

Thanks.
 
Hey Smitty can you forward the email to me so I can be a winner as well :)



Sorry I'm greedy, but I'll give you 500k too. How does that sound?

I mean paying out 1.5mil total is cool... shit I'll still make a clean 1mil.

But you are the last one!
 
Hey smitty,

This is nothing. I got a email the other day cause an uncle of mine died in Nigeria (sob sob). Guess what. HE LEFT ME 8.3 MILLION DOLLARS!!

I sold my house to pay for the administration fees but that's nothing. I don't need that dump anymore.

At the moment I'm packing my suitcases to go there. I bought three extra large bags to carry the cash in back home.

Boy, the problems I have now. Do I wanna live in Malibu or Aspen. Do I wanna drive a Lamborghini or a Ferrari.

Well my blackhat friends, Vaya Con Dios (don't know any farewell greetings in Nigerian).
 
Hey smitty,

This is nothing. I got a email the other day cause an uncle of mine died in Nigeria (sob sob). Guess what. HE LEFT ME 8.3 MILLION DOLLARS!!

I sold my house to pay for the administration fees but that's nothing. I don't need that dump anymore.

At the moment I'm packing my suitcases to go there. I bought three extra large bags to carry the cash in back home.

Boy, the problems I have now. Do I wanna live in Malibu or Aspen. Do I wanna drive a Lamborghini or a Ferrari.

Well my blackhat friends, Vaya Con Dios (don't know any farewell greetings in Nigerian).





Hahaha, that was good.

I really like the part about selling your house to cover the admin fees, priceless.
 
I'm feeling generous tonight and therefore will forward every single one of these emails to anyone interested.
 
Oh man - when I lost my uncle from Nigeria I had to go on vacation to clear my head - it was absolutely too disturbing for words. Lucky for me I don't live close to a bridge. Poor uncle was an IFA Priest, or so the email said.

Zeprokon
 
You are advice to provide him

If these scammers could improve their english skills, they might be able to increase their conversion rate.

Maybe there's an opportunity there. Does anyone want to give Nigerian scammers english lessons? They will pay you huge money for only a small administrative fee.
 
they will try to get you cash out a check and send them via western union or money gram money.... and in a few weeks the cops will come knoking on your door.... trust me guys never trust e-mails:))
 
It looks like scam.....

I always get something like that but no one truly pay me. Really....

So have you got the money smitty5168???
 
It looks like scam.....

I always get something like that but no one truly pay me. Really....

So have you got the money smitty5168???


Picking up the money today...

Keep your fingers crossed.
 
Smitty, does this mean you're not going to roll out the whole pimping course now?
 
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