Hide Posts Under Certain Character/Sentence Limit

This would be an awesome feature. Minimize posts (maybe with a plus/minus icon) that are under a set number of characters or sentences. For example: most useful posts will be over two sentences. Most BS posts like Thanks bro! Bookmarked! Great method I love you so much marry me! - are going to be short. Too many threads are cluttered with these BS posts despite the thanks and rep buttons.