Hey guys this is freakin hillaious! HACK GOOGLE FOR ME

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I got thousands of people to sign up with a career site with this email. Convincing right? Too professional but too good to be true. People stil signed up!

atukbaru said:

I got thousands of people to sign up with a career site with this email. Convincing right? Too professional but too good to be true. People stil signed up!

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Thanks.. I might have to use that and give it a shot.. I am gonna be rich now!!!!! Thank you Lol

omg! this is a funniest thing ive heard all day! hahaha! put a smile on my face.. thx

so who else has ever shared pm's with this guy?

can someone please give me wings so i can sly to haven? loL!

I think you need to start small like hacking mywebsearch(good for a several million hits) and then work you way up to google and then the only thing left is world domination. If I hacked google, let me see... would I redirect to a blog...or the target website?No...I would redirect to my poetry blog and spam my sex toys. I wonder if google catches you hacking them if they will shut down your adsense account? lol what a tool...

One word, four letters....

FAIL!:cow_yello

hahaha

It was me...

*only kidding*

lol @ redirect to a blog wtf?!

I owned Google just now,by logging into the Google account Now google homepage shows my email id on the top right How cool is that Mr.Hack-o-expert ?

pm_money said:

I think it's impossible to actually Hack the big G.

I don't even think B.Gates could do that sht...

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Nothing is impossible. But it's certainly very very hard! However all you'd have to do is get access to the google.com nameservers and change the IP's. Dunno how long that would last though

Mp3Mage said:

Alright guys, so this dude was telling me how he wants to direct google traffic to his blog. I was a little bit skeptical about what he was trying to say.

I pmed him and asked him if he was paying for people to get him organic search engine traffic from google. he responded :



I was like ... huh? So I responded something like ok, well you can get organic search engine terms from google but you can't hack GOOGLE to redirect all google traffic to your blog. Here's his response:



LOL! I thought this was hillarious. I'm not going to name any names, but you know who you are. LOL!!!

:usa:

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HAHAHAA, Thats too funny, Go big or go home.....
Makes me think of people who want to just "download the internet"

Why hack google, when you can just hack the google domain? Imagine the traffic you'd get if google.com redirected to your blog!

You guys don't understand. I just came up with a new method to hack google! I am redirecting ALL of GOOGLE search traffic to GPPGLE.com

Atukbaru - Can u hack Yahoo for me pleasseeeee...i need to send the traffic to my sex blog..plsss u are soo genius and adventurous!

LOL hahaha! You got the publicity and ban as well

Hello,

I was wondering if anyone could help me with the following.

I would like traffic from all official pages of the teams in the English Premiership to once visited - load my blog about my experiences with clickbank product x. I will open the blog with some sturdy dark red text saying "have you ever wanted to load the official page of a football team and been presented with a fatloss4noobz guide"... "Look no longer, insider secrets that the proz won't tell you but i will tell you all needed to be super skinny in 4 minutes for $29.99" (let me tell you personally, i used to be 89 stone, but now i am only 3 stone and i am 24, let me tell you this is no joke. Sometimes i get stuck in a kitchen's wooden floor gaps because of my size.. When i walk about the streets people say "Tell me your secrets big Davey".... They cry in delight when i pass them my business card that says davey.hop.fatlossnoobz.clickbank.hop.sale.load.net. They often say "you have changed my life" and this is no joke peeps.

Dear BHW. Is this possible? I would also like someone to install the "live chat - a user wants to talk to you" script on each page "exit" for any page relating to mining companies in Cambodia. Of course, the hoplink on hand will be my fatlossguide, of which should roll in some great sales for me as I am offering $3,434,322.09 of e-books absolutely free.

I'll work my way up to having my blog on google.com, but everyone on BHW knows, it is IMPERITIVE that you start with Cambodian mining companies/Premiership football and over time grow your empire, eventually building up to a digg post.

I'm thinking of putting my hoplink in the infoseek logo... Now all of us who go to the infoseek ceremonies in Nebraska on a Tuesday will know that its the best search engine and can get some great targeted traffic even though its closed (for you noobz that don't know what the infoseek festival is, it's a festival where we celebrate the life of infoseek search and mourn on it's loss.. every tuesday.)

Now my finally idea to you blackhatters is that we take over the infoseek banner jpeg on their site so anyone loading their site in the wayback machine to june 9th 1999 will see my hoplink texted into their banner and will buy my product.

Remeber folks no joke, i used to be 123 stone. People look at me now and say "Watch the cracks in the pavement".. This is no joke.

Regards,
CEO Noobfatloss
Big Davey

helaughs said:

I really prefer if you called my software adware, spyware makes people think I
care about the porn sites that they visit.

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I almost fell off my chair - laughing. :yield:
:chairshot

Barry Scott said:

Nor are you. In the longest months there are but 744 hours.

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Touche

this was funny lol

If there is ever going to be a BHW movie - this has to be an important scene. Almost pissed in my pants - no not just because I'M old

If this was possible with click of a button, I wouldn't do it.

<3 google.