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Help me make money! (NOT ANOTHER NEWBIE THREAD)

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by TheGlobber, Jul 11, 2010.

  1. TheGlobber

    TheGlobber Regular Member

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    Hello guys (& girls),

    I have been here on BHW since January and have learnt a lot. I could even start teaching people methods i learnt here..

    It is a pretty tough period for me, financially speaking, and i need money in less than 10 days! I am willing to do anything (except BJs :D)..

    Most of the techniques in here are great but either require a great amount of time or a lot of money. I only got $70 on Paypal and a lot of skills and time (meaning i can work 15 hours or more per day) but i want money in less than 10 days.

    How much i want? Well 10K would be great but i dont think it is feasible in 10 days.. I would have to make 1K per day which wouldnt seem like a lot of money at some other point but now i have less than 10 days to make it and the deadline is coming really fast.

    What do i ask for? I want you to point me to solid methods that could possibly work for me because there are so many in here that your mind blows up after 10 hours of reading. I will make another post here asking for work you want done and havent got the time to do it.

    The only thing i want is methods that require 0 or little starting capital and can instantly make money. I dont care if it is offline or online, if it is ebay or CPA or anything else coz i will do it!

    Anyway, i want to thank you in advance coz BHW is the best online community around and you guys rock!

    Regards,

    TheGlobber
     
  2. da buck

    da buck Regular Member

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    I thought you said this wasn't another newbie thread.
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  3. tygrus

    tygrus Supreme Member

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    You must have not done a lot of reading, otherwise you would already know that neither is possible. There isn't even a method that will pay you in 10 days. Just about everything including CPA is net 30 usually, adsense is 60 days. Again, you would know that too if you had done true research.

    If you need cash that quick, then the only method is to get work at freelancer.com or go hawk something at the local pawn shop.
     
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  4. TheGibson

    TheGibson Newbie

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    Yeah, I was about to say. Better get your speech to text reconization software going. Start watching the news, become an English professor, and submitting them for upfronts at AC.
     
  5. TheGlobber

    TheGlobber Regular Member

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    Im not a newbie mate i just have little time and have made money here and there using a lot of methods from BHW. Im confused right now because i have little time and dont know what project to take up.

    Just need recommendations and work. If you cant help please dont post. If you want to help give me either work (i started another thread as well asking for work) or point me to good method.

    When said im not a newbie i meant that i have used many methods in here but most of them take time to make money. Havent tried a quick money method.
     
  6. voidale

    voidale Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    no BJs? No money
     
  7. TheGibson

    TheGibson Newbie

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    If you live in cali, gay porn makes about $500 a shot.
     
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  8. promoi

    promoi Newbie

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    Create an EBook and ..... it on forums through your sig
     
  9. xLoKuMx

    xLoKuMx Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    This world could be so nice without threads like these... :rolleyes:
     
  10. Hunwarrior

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    :D same approach from me :D
     
  11. blazen

    blazen Regular Member

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    You give BJs for money?
     
  12. shin610

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    just 1 day bjs then write an ebook about how to do it and you'll soon be rich
     
  13. TheGlobber

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    @ Tygrus

    Thanx for mentioning freelancer.com.. Hadnt thought about it..

    I ll just browse some jobs there and hope to find something..
     
  14. moremoney

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    Well it looks like you made the noobie mistake of mentioning BJ's....
     
  15. doomster

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    hey theGlobber .. am in the same condition as u n i need 10k but i have huge budget to invest so its kinda not a big problem . the method i wud suggest is bulk mailing or cl if u can get clean proxies or fb if u have the resources .
     
  16. GreyWolf

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    There's a big difference between newbie and a noob. When you said this wasn't gonna be another newbie thread, I thought you meant it wasn't going to be a noob thread. I guess was wrong.

    The fact that your not a newbie doesn't have anything to do with whether or not a you can make a noob "help me" thread. Many newbies would never do it, and as you've just shown many people that think their past being a newbie still do. Even experienced people can make a noob thread.

    What makes it a noob "help me" thread is that your not coming in with something your working on and asking for help to tweak it. You're making a general declaration that you've tried a lot of things and nothing has worked, you're in a desperate situation and "need money fast". You're asking the general question, "please tell me which method works to make money fast?"

    Here's the thing you should have already learned by now. There is no "magic bullet." You're not going to find a method that can get you the money you need in 10 days. At least you aren't going to find anything in the time frame you have. It's possible to get lucky with almost anything and make money in that amount of time, but no one can tell you which method will gaurantee that. You would have better odds by taking that $70 and buying some lotto tickets.

    Just about everyone on here has a story. It sucks that your in a desperate situation. But so are a lot of other people. I was a real estate investor before the economy took a dive. As the real estate market and mortgage industry crumbled it took me with it. If your gonna peg your survival on IM saving you within 10 days you're acting like a fool. Don't fall into that trap.

    Believe me I understand desperation. I went through it during the last weeks before each of my houses was foreclosed on. Each time, I tried everything I could to pull together enough resources to avoid foreclosure long enough so I could find a better solution. Each time I used up a lot of my resources and in the end failed anyway.

    During the entire time I was also making a little money every month from IM. Just never enough. Even if you do know how to do site promotion, how to get a top position in the serp, and many other "how to's" of IM, it still doesn't gaurantee you'll make the sales. You can definately use IM to build up your finances again, but there's no way to know how fast, or how much.

    Don't give up on IM, it actually builds on itself. The longer you work it the more it will bring in. Just don't bet your well being on it. If you need to make a significant amount of money in 10 days then you better start talking to people you know offline about things they can do to help you. Sell anything you can, and do any work that anyone offers you. Otherwise 10 days from now you'll be wishing you had.

    If your deadline is that close, then the best thing you can do is shut off your computer for anything other than posting "for sale" ads on CL and get to work finding things offline to make some money. Go through your house and find anything of value and put it up for sell. If you're that desperate you should be willing to take a loss and even sell things your really don't want to. You might think that unfair, but it's really the only sure way.


    Unless you want to try the bj suggestions others gave you. I'm assuming you haven't sunk that far.
     
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  17. moron

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    If you really can do that, then create an ebook with those methods and start selling them online. if your methods look good to people who wants to earn money from online but not yet learnt how, they will surely buy that ebook from you and you will get instant money. So, you won't need to wait for your payment for net30 or net60 from CPA or adsense.

    Thanks..
     
  18. TheGlobber

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    @ GreyWolf

    Thanx for your post. I am just desperate and not thinking clear. I didnt say i havent made money online. I said i have made some money but it takes a lot of time to actually make money that way ( mostly selling on auction sites )..

    I just wanted to start a new thread and see if people can come up with something.. It might be stupid simple such as getting jobs from freelancer.com as one guy mentioned here but i hadnt thought about it and it gave me some ideas to work on..

    It might look like another stupid thread but it wasnt my intention.. Just blacked out for 2 days now and deadline is pushing..

    As for BJ's it was just a joke to cheer me up a bit and NO im not planning on doing BJs..

    Thanx for your helpful post..

    I know that quick cash methods are rear or even non-existent, i just wanted to get some help coz this forum has helped me a lot with developing me IM skills..

    Anyway thanx to all who at least tried to help and to those who wanted to make fun of my situation i just hope you dont end up in the same spot..
     
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  19. josh3101367

    josh3101367 Junior Member

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    sorry for the newbie question: what is a BJ's
     
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