Help Me Do Something With My Site

Hey guys, first post and I just joined but I've gathered an unbelievable amount of knowledge from this forum in the past 6 months. I have a site, snapback25, it sells snapback hats. I've managed to rank it on the first page for all the keywords I would want for it. It gets an average of 300 unique visits a day and $200+ in sales, in the last 24 hours it's had $350+ in sales, about 65% of that is profit. Sounds decent right? Unfortunately not. I can't accept payments because I don't want to go through the massive amounts of paper work required to get a merchant account. I have a 2checkout demo account right now that lets customers complete orders (that's where I get my sales figures) but can't actually collect any money. If anyone wants to buy it, help me get a merchant account, or really any suggestions at all on what to do with it let me know. I just hate to let all my time working on it go to waste.

Anybody?

Do you mean a merchant account in PayPal?

Thanks for replying! I mean a merchant account with anybody really. The only provider that approved me so far is GSPAY, but I'm kind of nervous to use them because off all the negative reviews. Oh I should correct my first post, I mean to say I *CAN'T* accept payments.