Ok, well here's my story of complete fuck-uppery. I first discovered this website when I was looking for a way to be completely anonymous when signing up for a prepaid card and trying to use it to create a fake paypal account. So after asking my best friend Google about it for a few minutes, I came across this post and been obsessed with figuring it out ever since: http://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/how-to-setup-an-anonymous-untraceable-paypal-account.142412/
Some of you may remember it by a premium member known as Adlad. I read the dame thing over and over again. For hours. Spent countless nights thinking about it and was one of my first thoughts waking up in the morning. Like a dumbass in highschool, I had these glorious visions and plans of finally....finally finding a way to quickly pay off my credit cards, stay more ahead of my bills, hell...maybe even the insane thought of paying off my car and entire mortgage in less than a year. Looking back, I wonder what the fuck was in that cigar I smoked when I thought up all this?
The roar of reality with her razorsharp claws and bloodthirsty teeth did not fail to disappoint.
It's been an entire clusterfuck for me since day 1 of this little adventure. The biggest fuckup of all was when I was trying to use a fake ssn for the prepaid card. I chose netspend, and it was the heart of the entire operation. Without it, I'm left with my pockets empty now as they where when I begun. Everything is fucking dead in the water without that goddamn shitty ass card. When I tried to activate it, I made sure that the fake name I was using matched with an actual guy with the same name who had the the address I entered in. And then I used the fake social ---> 766-05-0571. I got all that fake information from the name generator. It was no dice. Card was instantly denied and even calling them from the phone number(which I tried to make sure matched with the area that the fake name was in using a prepaid phone behind a google voice #) yielded no results as I was given very little information on why it was denied and told I could only use it as a gift card unless I wanted to send in my ID and a bunch of other irrelevant shit that I obviously couldn't provide. So now I'm back to square one. I was originally using hotspot vpn when I was doing this, but I found one called hide.me vpn that I liked a lot better and wish to try the full version, but can't even do that because the so-called "gift card" can't even be used for it because why not since everything else has been going downhill and wrong ever since this shitfest started right?
I'm at a loss and I come before your wisdom broken and tethered. Forgive me, ole great blackhat world of my lack of humble and hurry. If you're there, please give me a sign and show I have yet to be forsaken. Oh great wisdom tree of blackhat world, what did I do wrong?
Amen.
