Hello my name is Christine

Hello Christine,

It is my honor to offer you my unique 3-minute "chakra re-alignment" services - guaranteed to give you a very, very good physical boost. I'm flexible, experienced and 100% professional. I just need a photo to..err.. read your aura and get a good sense of your "energy rating".

$999.69 deposit required upfront.

Yours in service,
Pewep
 
Reported for being black-and-white-asian-profile-pic man.

Yes, I'm paranoid.
 
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