Admin I hope this is the right place and format. I would first of all like to thank all those BHW members who have helped me learn a great deal from the site. This is for them and those who are just coming on board to keep the forum alive. There was this dude who was so frustrated with life that he decided he had enough and wanted to commit suicide. In his quest he got himself a rope and decided to head to the nearest forest to perform his act. On his way to the woods, he came across a highway, where he looked left then right and then left again and right before finally crossing the road. Once in the woods he climbed a tree and started tying a knot with his rope. When he was almost done, he heard a noise in the trees from below and noticed that it was a group of hunters on a bird hunting spree. To his surprise he noticed that one of them had a gun pointed in his direction so he stopped what he was doing and yelled at hunter warning him that if any of his bullets get him they would be in very serious trouble ! After dishing out the stern warning he he continued his quest to tie the rope around the tree. However this time his hand was found inches from a snake that had been basking in the trees which made him fall off .................. without the rope around his neck ! Cheers !