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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by small buddy, Sep 24, 2013.

  1. small buddy

    small buddy Regular Member

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    Jokes:

    "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
    "A doctor?"
    "And why's that?"
    "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."

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    I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69.
    And she said, ?No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.?

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    Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
    A: They can both drive you crazy.

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    Gangnam Style Karate



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    A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was engraged because his computer had told him he was 'bad and invalid'. The tech explained that the computer's 'bad' command and 'invalid' resoponses shouldn't be taken personally.

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    Regards - Small Buddy
     
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