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Guts vs Balls

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by ipopbb, Sep 18, 2009.

  1. ipopbb

    ipopbb Power Member

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    Guts vs Balls

    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls,
    but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
    informed, the definitions are listed below:

    • GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom,
      and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    • BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick
      on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
     
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    Roflllll!!!
     
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    '' you are next chubby '' :) and you will get a nice night on the sofa :)