Guaranteed Google Ads Verification Approval

I'm looking for either a service here, or a freelancer that knows how to get around the bullshit google ads verifications (this is the 3rd).
I've already submitted all of the biz docs, ID even DUNS number (twice). Now they are asking ridiculous questions that I 'failed" the first time (30 questions!). This is is some of what I am being asked. If you have successfully gotten past this, and can replicate it, send me a PM. i dont care what you put, what you say, truth or lie, as long as it gets the account back running and gets past this. I'm so sick of Silicon Valley surveillance state they have no need to know all this:

• Documentation establishing proof of relationship with other brands or parties involved, such as an official agreement or contract.
• Document explaining the business relationship or brand owner on their company letterhead.
• Other valid documentation, such as an invoice or email from the other company, that helps us validate your claims.
  
  
  For example: If you are a reseller and / or affiliate marketer, provide details of the business delivering goods & services to the end customer such as but not limited to:
• Name
• Contact details
• Documentation establishing proof of relationship with other brands or parties involved, such as an official agreement or contract.

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