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Greeting for the glorious day-PUH-LEASE

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by SkyrocketSEO, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. SkyrocketSEO

    SkyrocketSEO Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Stupid SEO Email of the day.

    "Hello,
    Greeting for the glorious day


    As per the recent news, Google has brought up the new changes in the guest posting techniques. So Google gives more weightage to the Guest Posting. Our company is following that changes and doing the more useful Guest Posting by posting the unique and different articles. It has grown to be one of the most


    influential off-page SEO strategies for promoting brand and products alongside building relationships with the clients (SAY WHAT?). It is one of the best ways to create brand awareness and online visibility.


    By guest posting you can get an editorial link, which is one of the best links to help you in pulling your website rank higher. To guest post you need to go through a long process. You need to find relevant websites for your niche ad filter them on criteria like total traffic, page rank, editorial guidelines, update frequency, lack of paid posts, Twitter followers, RSS subscribers, and many other important criteria.


    If you use our guest posting service you need not do anything, we will do all this for you (I AM SURE YOU WILL). A guest post service helps you in getting highly relevant editorial (read-PBN) links by working for you. We offer you a top class guest posting service. We write high quality guest post, find relevant websites and contact the website owner to post our guest post. This guest post includes a link to your site. It will help you in getting high quality back links.


    Benefits of guest Post:


    1) Increase your business content over the internet
    2) Increase your quality back links and Google give highest value to guest post links now a days
    3) Increase your search Engine ranking
    4) Increase your website's Link Popularity
    5) Increase your sales by getting link popularity and high ranking over the search engine etc


    So above are some benefits of Guest posting and there are many more benefits.


    We guarantee you that you will be happy with the quality of work, which cater the needs of your company?s website. If you have any questions regarding this matter, please do feel free to communicate with us. Please inform us your availability for us to prepare everything for you (Sure, I will take two double cheeseburger meals, with Fanta, two happy meals and one McFlurry with M&M's)


    Waiting for your positive and sooner response


    Thanks & Regards
    Deepti ******"
     
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  2. acidol2

    acidol2 Supreme Member

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    Amusing way to start off my day haha. Thanks Skyrocket.
     
  3. SkyrocketSEO

    SkyrocketSEO Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I think we all get these, right? But this one with glorious day intro was really something special. I will cherish it in my hearth for years
     
  4. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Amazon Local sent me details of this Marketing course from the "London School of PR and Marketing"
    http://local.amazon.co.uk/West-London/B011S2NHKS
    Now I live in London and and am pretty familiar with the well known Marketing Schools and courses available but couldn't recall this one, so I took a closer look ...


    http://www.london-school.org.uk/
    http://www.whoismind.com/whois/london-school.org.uk.html

    The guy also runs SEO Courses
    http://www.seo-training.in/
    http://www.whoismind.com/whois/seo-training.in.html


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBsr_dPrXRF5orqSLP3FHpA


    Start your own Marketing School, get a mailing address in London (I don't think the guy is commuting from India everyday) and sign those suckers up lol
     
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  5. netmoney1

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    LOL. I got the same one. I always reply to these messages with the most ridiculous demands...and 8/10 times they fall for it and reply back.
     
  6. SeoWrecker

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    Must be someone from Warrior Forum.
     
  7. abhi007

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    Looks like the email script is messed up lol
     
  8. archon10

    archon10 BANNED BANNED

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    I always reply with a domain that's completely blank... nothing there. Then, I ask them if I can get #1 in Google and they tell me yes.

    The writing on this is pretty lulzy. I'm surprised there aren't any "sirs" in there.
     
  9. rodowdy09

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    MAN that guy must be killing it! His office doesn't even have windows! It is like his desk is floating right in front of the bridge!! THAT'S real SEO $$$ right there...

    --Rich

     
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  10. ExpressFans

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    I also get a few of these hilarious "seo proposals" from time to time.
    I once made the mistake of replying and requesting they not contact me again.

    And as you can guess, the email started arriving more furiously.
     
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  11. SeoWrecker

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    lol this is a real fun part :D
     
  12. WPRipper

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    Really I don't have anything with people from India, Indonesia and so on BUT sometimes I wonder if this wave of 'gurus' or 'experts' coming from there will ever stop. 10% of them are ok or more than ok, but the rest ... they don't have a clue of what they doing.

    All freelancer websites are full with them, a lot of shitty web services, scams ... not to mention that "Sir' shit. And btw, when I land a new client the first thing they ask if I am from India!

    I am a little out of the topic but I had to say this.

    PS. No offence to rep. and trustable members from BHW
     
  13. ja1myn

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    "weightage" lol