Lemme just get something out of the way really fast - I don't give a fuck if you're gay, straight, white, black, pink, yellow, purple, green or blue. I really don't, just leave me the hell out of whatever miniature unicorn hentai you're blowing a nut to every night and we'll be as cool as ice cubes. ______________________________________ This dude has been living at our place rent free for the last 2 months, even though we're not supposed to have visitors over for longer than 3 days. I let it slide because he's a good fella and pretty smart and tbh I've been homeless before lol, so I can vibe off the situation. Plus it's no skin off my back since he pitches in for the utilities. So he used to sleep out in the common area with a mattress my housemates got for him. Now I noticed that for the last couple of nights he hasn't been sleeping there and I thought he was in another place. Turns out he's been sleeping in my house mate's room. I didn't think much about it because I like making snacks at night and that probably disturbed his sleep, so I figured he was sick of that and asked his buddy if he can sleep in his room lol. Okay, w/e. Now, I kind of got a weird feeling today. I was going to the kitchen and the guy was half asleep on the couch and I seemed to disturb him from his slumber. The dude was sporting a BIG bone. Guys, please, please don't think that I peep dudes' junk on the streets on the daily and that I was sneaking a quick glance - I can't get my dick up for a guy, even if I tried. But the cock was there like a python trapped by a khaki bag. Anyway the dude was looking at me so I just pretended to ignore it and didn't say shit and went to the kitchen, trying my best to hide my amusement. Okay, it gets kinda weird now. You can see a person in the kitchen from the living room and after a couple of seconds/mins I looked back at him to see if he was trying to get himself together. The dude was still.fucking.looking at me. This went on for a bit and I felt myself starting to get pissed. Anyway he got up, not making any effort whatsoever to hide his hardon and went into my housemate's room. Their lights are off now. Damn, I knew my housemate was trying to fuck my other housemate's gf, but I guess he gave up on that.