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Got into a weird situation with a guy

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Jul 13, 2016.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Lemme just get something out of the way really fast - I don't give a fuck if you're gay, straight, white, black, pink, yellow, purple, green or blue. I really don't, just leave me the hell out of whatever miniature unicorn hentai you're blowing a nut to every night and we'll be as cool as ice cubes.
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    This dude has been living at our place rent free for the last 2 months, even though we're not supposed to have visitors over for longer than 3 days. I let it slide because he's a good fella and pretty smart and tbh I've been homeless before lol, so I can vibe off the situation. Plus it's no skin off my back since he pitches in for the utilities.

    So he used to sleep out in the common area with a mattress my housemates got for him. Now I noticed that for the last couple of nights he hasn't been sleeping there and I thought he was in another place. Turns out he's been sleeping in my house mate's room. I didn't think much about it because I like making snacks at night and that probably disturbed his sleep, so I figured he was sick of that and asked his buddy if he can sleep in his room lol.

    Okay, w/e. Now, I kind of got a weird feeling today. I was going to the kitchen and the guy was half asleep on the couch and I seemed to disturb him from his slumber. The dude was sporting a BIG bone. Guys, please, please don't think that I peep dudes' junk on the streets on the daily and that I was sneaking a quick glance - I can't get my dick up for a guy, even if I tried. But the cock was there like a python trapped by a khaki bag. Anyway the dude was looking at me so I just pretended to ignore it and didn't say shit and went to the kitchen, trying my best to hide my amusement.

    Okay, it gets kinda weird now. You can see a person in the kitchen from the living room and after a couple of seconds/mins I looked back at him to see if he was trying to get himself together. The dude was still.fucking.looking at me. This went on for a bit and I felt myself starting to get pissed. Anyway he got up, not making any effort whatsoever to hide his hardon and went into my housemate's room.

    Their lights are off now. Damn, I knew my housemate was trying to fuck my other housemate's gf, but I guess he gave up on that.
     
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  2. davids355

    davids355 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Is this a BST? You should be a writer pewep you tell a really good story :)
     
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  4. pewep

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    :D alright I completely made that one up.
     
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  5. mangoman

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    yep gonna have to not comment and pretend i didnt read that
     
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    This ^

    Imposing yourself and your views on other people is like psychological rape and I'm not too fond of it either.
     
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    Open a content BST man.
     
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    Exactly. Don't waste your time making up stories and posting them for free. Open a BST and SELL.
     
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    Nice story :) Start Writing E-book and gift me one kindle bro.
     
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    To be honest I woke up once when I slept on my friends sofa after a long night of drinking, and I got up for a piss in the morning and only when I got to the toilet did I realise my John Wayne was active and ready for duty.

    Turns out my mate's girlfriend walked in on me when I was asleep and saw the tent I had put up. She never looked at me in the same way since.
     
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    Man, that's what you get for inviting ceosam to the slumber party
     
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    Honestly dude you should be writing short stories or something (Not kids stories though, you would freak them out).
     
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    What kind of snacks do you like to eat in the middle of the night? You know, now that we're not together anymore. ;)
     
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    This is a story from my coworker(he has an accent)

    One tine me my fwen and my cutzin go out to the bar, we get all pucked man and we all go to cwash at my house
    my fwen and cutzin had to sleep in libing room so my fwen say he wake up cuz feel suntn on his dick
    he look up and my cutzn pretendin to b asleep
    he say ok is ok he drunk
    two minutes later he say my cutzn ch ch ch trying to stroke him
    he open his eyes but my cutzn pretendin to b snoring man
    he say gawdamnit man
    he fall asleep again cuz he drunk, then he wake up ch ch ch he tryin to stroke him again heeheehee
    I not know my cutzn a gay.
     
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    Oysters, roast beef, tacos, rose petals, melons, etc...

    And pussy.
     
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    Maybe he is just a naturist.
     
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    Liar. You are not eating rose petals.
     
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    You need to start a BST, what are your rates? Interesting story as always.
     
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