Google made me bleed

I'm so angry right now, I just can not put it in words.

I've got a SEO client for two keywords that have very low competition and it took me 4 weeks of ups and downs and google dances to get it on the first page and now what - one keyword is standing two days on the place 376 and the other is not in the top 1000.

I started to swear and got my tongue bitten and now I bleed like a swine.
So fucking annoying

http://i54.tinypic.com/25uh1ya.jpg
(removed the img tags because of the blood)

So now I'm spiting blood in my napkin that's below my keyboard and building some high PR comments, the little fuck, I think that I need to change my campaign :/

It could just be a Google Dance.

The most important thing for you to do right now is calm down and focus on data and learn about Googles updates.

This is Google SEO, it is challenging and very unpredictable. If you didn't explain that to your clients then you have a problem with the way you handle your business.

You should never guarantee any ranks.

You are right... tnx...

The blood stopped, have build some high PR comments and am now pinging them..

Wow m8.. Serious shit I would sue g00gle

Relax, take it easy.. It's google dance.. Just keep on building content and quality links.

It's only 4 weeks, don't be hasty. As guys said above, it's just Google Dance.
Take it easy and follow Ezio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo6Q14vBB1c
Enjoy the taste of blood on your lips